Self-Defined "Catch"

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this in a friend's post and had to add it here. My buddy said it made him happy that he's no longer single after hearing this one. It's work-safe language, but I can't imagine anyone calling this guy back. There are so many lines in his messages, so many red flags. I encourage you to pick out your favorite and add commentary! :)

Comments

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

OK, this is how this is going to work. If you don't respond to this remark by 3 pm tomorrow (Friday), I'm going to defriend you. I'm a good guy, handsome and good in bed and don't have any trouble making friends on LJ. I and don't deserve to be treated like this.

What a loser which a capital LOSER!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Good in bed, did you say? ;)

It's amazing the sheer gall this guy must have. He must not have dated much and I feel very sorry for the lady who actually accepts a date from this man.

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

No number? But I loooove him :(

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... He is a catch indeed! A tragic throwback to those romantic days when marriages were arranged...

[guinnesscub.livejournal.com]

"I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch...there's nothing wrong with me. I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him....now I understand if you have other issues..I don't know like you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer and you're going to chemo, or maybe you're a person who has anxiety disorder...you should look up passive-agressive sometime."

Seriously?! He's a narcissist AND he insults her....what a catch indeed.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

It so unintentionally funny, you almost don't know where to begin:

"I'm completely single.." -- is there such a thing as partially single?

"..very intelligent.." -- look at the big words he knows.

"I'm great in bed,..." -- according to his right hand and the jealous left...

"I make great money..." -- I'll be promoted to assistant box boy any day now...

"I'm a complete catch..." -- according to his mother...

"I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him..." -- Can you imagine what the other guys are like?

"...now I understand if you have other issues..I don't know like you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer and you're going to chemo, or maybe you're a person who has anxiety disorder..." -- because these are the kinds of things men look for in a potential girlfriend. If he wonders about these things, does he really want to date her?

[oceanlux.livejournal.com]

Maybe the whole thing is made up, a gag?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

If it is, it's a good one!

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

Okay now I'm happy I'm single! LOL

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

But... I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch...there's nothing wrong with me. I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him....

LOL! :)

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

Well since you are single, and I am single, we should get together *grin*

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

I think he called me once back in my single days.

Seriously, I had this guy calling with stuff like that, and we never met face to face!

hi

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

strayed over from another blog. Love this clip so thought to say hi. Thanks for letting me repost. It's hilarious.