Self-Defined "Catch"

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this in a friend's post and had to add it here. My buddy said it made him happy that he's no longer single after hearing this one. It's work-safe language, but I can't imagine anyone calling this guy back. There are so many lines in his messages, so many red flags. I encourage you to pick out your favorite and add commentary! :)

Comments

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

OK, this is how this is going to work. If you don't respond to this remark by 3 pm tomorrow (Friday), I'm going to defriend you. I'm a good guy, handsome and good in bed and don't have any trouble making friends on LJ. I and don't deserve to be treated like this.

What a loser which a capital LOSER!

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

No number? But I loooove him :(

[guinnesscub.livejournal.com]

"I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch...there's nothing wrong with me. I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him....now I understand if you have other issues..I don't know like you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer and you're going to chemo, or maybe you're a person who has anxiety disorder...you should look up passive-agressive sometime."

Seriously?! He's a narcissist AND he insults her....what a catch indeed.

[oceanlux.livejournal.com]

Maybe the whole thing is made up, a gag?

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

Okay now I'm happy I'm single! LOL

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

I think he called me once back in my single days.

Seriously, I had this guy calling with stuff like that, and we never met face to face!

hi

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

strayed over from another blog. Love this clip so thought to say hi. Thanks for letting me repost. It's hilarious.