Self-Defined "Catch"

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this in a friend's post and had to add it here. My buddy said it made him happy that he's no longer single after hearing this one. It's work-safe language, but I can't imagine anyone calling this guy back. There are so many lines in his messages, so many red flags. I encourage you to pick out your favorite and add commentary! :)

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[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

I think he called me once back in my single days.

Seriously, I had this guy calling with stuff like that, and we never met face to face!