Self-Defined "Catch"

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this in a friend's post and had to add it here. My buddy said it made him happy that he's no longer single after hearing this one. It's work-safe language, but I can't imagine anyone calling this guy back. There are so many lines in his messages, so many red flags. I encourage you to pick out your favorite and add commentary! :)

Comments

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

OK, this is how this is going to work. If you don't respond to this remark by 3 pm tomorrow (Friday), I'm going to defriend you. I'm a good guy, handsome and good in bed and don't have any trouble making friends on LJ. I and don't deserve to be treated like this.

What a loser which a capital LOSER!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Good in bed, did you say? ;)

It's amazing the sheer gall this guy must have. He must not have dated much and I feel very sorry for the lady who actually accepts a date from this man.