Self-Defined "Catch"

[kybearfuzz]

I saw this in a friend's post and had to add it here. My buddy said it made him happy that he's no longer single after hearing this one. It's work-safe language, but I can't imagine anyone calling this guy back. There are so many lines in his messages, so many red flags. I encourage you to pick out your favorite and add commentary! :)

Comments

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

But... I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch...there's nothing wrong with me. I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him....

LOL! :)

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

Well since you are single, and I am single, we should get together *grin*