Happy Thanksgiving!

[kybearfuzz]

Had a good day. Got up early to help my sis cook dinner for the family and stopped by my mom's for breakfast. I found that my mom had been up late the night before making a "Dolly Parton" cake for her new beau. Mom is a grandmother and a great-grandmother. This cake is not what you'd expect. It is the torso of a naked woman, with fully exposed breasts with nipples and a bikini bottom with writing saying "Happy Birthday Dear." If her church group saw this cake, there would be an immediate revival and full baptisms for everyone who had seen it. I was in shock and laughed my head off. I wish I had taken my camera home. Mom's getting a bit tarty in her old age ;)

Dinner went well and everything was good. I hated to leave, but I had to drive back because I have to go to work tomorrow. A puzzling thing was waiting for me. I got in and found seven messages from the County Jail on my machine! They were collect calls from someone named Danielle, who kept calling me "honey." I have no clue about this one. My outgoing message says, "This is Mark..." She's got the wrong number obviously and I feel sorry for her, the first call was two days ago.

Comments

[jprtoronto.livejournal.com]

Was she hot? (The prisoner)

What?

What did I say? :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Take a deep breath... concentrate... you're gay remember... it's okay, these fits of "straightness" just happen to some people. We're all here for you... ;)

[queensheba.livejournal.com]

I'm a Danielle, but I promise, it wasn't me:) I wasn't locked up last night!

I like hearing about your mom's newfound youth:)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm glad to hear you weren't in jail! I feel sorry for the Danielle that was.

Mom's new flirty nature is kinda fun, but the idea of Mom as a sexual person... nope, don't want to think of that. She's a mature, beautiful, single woman who is now dating... that's how I like to picture her.

[queensheba.livejournal.com]

It is definitely weird when your parents get romantically involved and you're aware of it. It's still a little weird to see my dad with someone...with my mom, he wasn't particularly affectionate, so I never saw a lot of hugging or kissing or evidence of any kind of intimacy, you know? But then when he started dating again and wanting to buy women flowers, corsages, etc., and asking me what they would like (She likes bagels - should I take her a bagel at the office? - etc.), it was a little weird. And when he started dating someone he's obviously very involved with, it was *really* weird. He never slept in the same room with my *mom* - at least not in history I could remember. But now all of a sudden he can share a room with this new woman...and seeing little affectionate notes, etc. around the house really gave me a jolt. But in the long run, she's totally bringing out the best in him, and if he's able to have what appears to be a normal, affectionate relationship, I guess I'm happy about that.

With your mom, I guess it'll just take some getting used to. Has she been single for a long time, or is she recently single?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

It's strange, but it's having positive effects on her. Even her overall health has improved. My dad passed away about 4 1/2 years ago, so the mourning period is long over. I personally never thought she'd date ever again, but she's pleasantly surprised me and my siblings.