Happy Thanksgiving!

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Had a good day. Got up early to help my sis cook dinner for the family and stopped by my mom's for breakfast. I found that my mom had been up late the night before making a "Dolly Parton" cake for her new beau. Mom is a grandmother and a great-grandmother. This cake is not what you'd expect. It is the torso of a naked woman, with fully exposed breasts with nipples and a bikini bottom with writing saying "Happy Birthday Dear." If her church group saw this cake, there would be an immediate revival and full baptisms for everyone who had seen it. I was in shock and laughed my head off. I wish I had taken my camera home. Mom's getting a bit tarty in her old age ;)

Dinner went well and everything was good. I hated to leave, but I had to drive back because I have to go to work tomorrow. A puzzling thing was waiting for me. I got in and found seven messages from the County Jail on my machine! They were collect calls from someone named Danielle, who kept calling me "honey." I have no clue about this one. My outgoing message says, "This is Mark..." She's got the wrong number obviously and I feel sorry for her, the first call was two days ago.