kybearfuzz: (Disgusted Betty)
[personal profile] kybearfuzz
Okay, on the drive to work this morning, I was listening to the entertainment news reporter on WEBN. One of his tidbits was that there was another accuser of Michael Jackson who has some startling information. That Michael has some distinction discoloration on his privates and can only be seen when he is... excited...

Ewww... Ewww.. Ewww..

Date: 2005-02-17 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tbone1961.livejournal.com
THAT is the proverbial too much information!!!!

Date: 2005-02-17 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
I know.. even the DJ's groaned when they heard the reporter tell this one.

Date: 2005-02-17 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

I could have gone my WHOLE life and NOT heard/known that

Date: 2005-02-17 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
So could I, but I figure that I shouldn't suffer alone >:D

Date: 2005-02-17 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
Gosh..thanks...remind me to thank you in person for that! :-)

Date: 2005-02-17 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. will this be the morning I roll over and find you in bed with me??? I would hope you'd thank me many times over then :D

Date: 2005-02-17 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
Hehehehe....I can do that too...besides, who can be mad at a man in a puffy pirate shirt and headband on? :-)

Date: 2005-02-17 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
We can role play the rape and pillage pirate scenario! I can be the pirate and you the poor kidnapped seaman... hee hee hee.

See how dangerous a vivid imagination can be?

Date: 2005-02-18 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hankbear.livejournal.com
Damn! You sure look sexy in that pirate outfit, I have to say!

Date: 2005-02-18 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. well, thanks ;)

Date: 2005-02-17 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee...

Date: 2005-02-17 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rockyjohn.livejournal.com
O.O

Thanks for ruining my day, Capt. Pudding Man. :(

Date: 2005-02-17 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. no problemo, Jello Ho! :D

The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

Date: 2005-02-17 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com
Q: Did you know how Michael Jackson caused a big ruckus up at Wal-Mart?
A: He saw a sign that said "Boys' Pants, Half Off."

Michael Jackson wants to remake an old Elton John song, I think it's called "Don't Let His Son Go Down on Me."

Did you know Michael Jackson has a new GameBoy? He's called "Timmy."

Q: What does Michael Jackson like about 26 year olds?
A: There's twenty of them.

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

Date: 2005-02-17 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. I'm sure there will be many many more to come.

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

Date: 2005-02-17 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisglass.livejournal.com
These jokes make up for that fact that bearfuzz made me think about Jacko's weiner this morning.

Thanks :)

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

Date: 2005-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. I'm sorry, I forgot how evil I can be sometimes :D

Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

Date: 2005-02-17 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com
I guess there's no better way to sway public opinion AGAINST a celebrity than to suggest this his penis has some sort of "distiguishing characteristic." I definitely DO NOT want the image of someone's penis, whether Michael Jackson's or Bill Clinton's, poking its way into my consciousness while I'm driving to work, dammit!
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
What kills me is that I hadn't eaten breakfast yet. Michael Jackson is so physically unappealing. They say he's near six feet tall but weighs just over 100 lbs... how sick is he??? He must be near skeletal under all that makeup. Part of me feels sorry for him, but another thinks he's crazy for turning himself into that plastic surgery nightmare.

Date: 2005-02-17 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmorley.livejournal.com
Yeah, okay... Did NOT need to know that... :P

Date: 2005-02-17 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. no one does.. no one :)

Date: 2005-02-17 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmorley.livejournal.com
... but it was worth it to see you in your pirate costume. ;)

Date: 2005-02-17 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL... I'll have to remember to include that pic on my new website.

Date: 2005-02-17 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicvmichael.livejournal.com
TMI!
TM-freakin'-I!

Date: 2005-02-17 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. I know, I know... I'm so mean, I need to be spanked ;)

Date: 2005-02-17 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicvmichael.livejournal.com
Sister can take care of that for you. And you can offer it up!

Date: 2005-02-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boobooirl.livejournal.com
That evidence would never stand up in court!

Date: 2005-02-17 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Groan! I'm sure it might if Jacko got to see his juvenile accuser in court!

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