Radio News of the Weird

[kybearfuzz]

Okay, on the drive to work this morning, I was listening to the entertainment news reporter on WEBN. One of his tidbits was that there was another accuser of Michael Jackson who has some startling information. That Michael has some distinction discoloration on his privates and can only be seen when he is... excited...

Ewww... Ewww.. Ewww..

Comments

Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

I guess there's no better way to sway public opinion AGAINST a celebrity than to suggest this his penis has some sort of "distiguishing characteristic." I definitely DO NOT want the image of someone's penis, whether Michael Jackson's or Bill Clinton's, poking its way into my consciousness while I'm driving to work, dammit!

Re: Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

What kills me is that I hadn't eaten breakfast yet. Michael Jackson is so physically unappealing. They say he's near six feet tall but weighs just over 100 lbs... how sick is he??? He must be near skeletal under all that makeup. Part of me feels sorry for him, but another thinks he's crazy for turning himself into that plastic surgery nightmare.