Radio News of the Weird

[kybearfuzz]

Okay, on the drive to work this morning, I was listening to the entertainment news reporter on WEBN. One of his tidbits was that there was another accuser of Michael Jackson who has some startling information. That Michael has some distinction discoloration on his privates and can only be seen when he is... excited...

Ewww... Ewww.. Ewww..

Comments

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

THAT is the proverbial too much information!!!!

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

I could have gone my WHOLE life and NOT heard/known that

[rockyjohn.livejournal.com]

O.O

Thanks for ruining my day, Capt. Pudding Man. :(

The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

Q: Did you know how Michael Jackson caused a big ruckus up at Wal-Mart?
A: He saw a sign that said "Boys' Pants, Half Off."

Michael Jackson wants to remake an old Elton John song, I think it's called "Don't Let His Son Go Down on Me."

Did you know Michael Jackson has a new GameBoy? He's called "Timmy."

Q: What does Michael Jackson like about 26 year olds?
A: There's twenty of them.

Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

I guess there's no better way to sway public opinion AGAINST a celebrity than to suggest this his penis has some sort of "distiguishing characteristic." I definitely DO NOT want the image of someone's penis, whether Michael Jackson's or Bill Clinton's, poking its way into my consciousness while I'm driving to work, dammit!

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay... Did NOT need to know that... :P

[vicvmichael.livejournal.com]

TMI!
TM-freakin'-I!

[boobooirl.livejournal.com]

That evidence would never stand up in court!