kybearfuzz: (Disgusted Betty)
kybearfuzz ([personal profile] kybearfuzz) wrote2005-02-17 08:56 am
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Radio News of the Weird

Okay, on the drive to work this morning, I was listening to the entertainment news reporter on WEBN. One of his tidbits was that there was another accuser of Michael Jackson who has some startling information. That Michael has some distinction discoloration on his privates and can only be seen when he is... excited...

Ewww... Ewww.. Ewww..
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[identity profile] tbone1961.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT is the proverbial too much information!!!!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I know.. even the DJ's groaned when they heard the reporter tell this one.

[identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

I could have gone my WHOLE life and NOT heard/known that

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So could I, but I figure that I shouldn't suffer alone >:D

[identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gosh..thanks...remind me to thank you in person for that! :-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. will this be the morning I roll over and find you in bed with me??? I would hope you'd thank me many times over then :D

[identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe....I can do that too...besides, who can be mad at a man in a puffy pirate shirt and headband on? :-)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We can role play the rape and pillage pirate scenario! I can be the pirate and you the poor kidnapped seaman... hee hee hee.

See how dangerous a vivid imagination can be?

[identity profile] hankbear.livejournal.com 2005-02-18 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn! You sure look sexy in that pirate outfit, I have to say!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-18 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. well, thanks ;)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee...

[identity profile] rockyjohn.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
O.O

Thanks for ruining my day, Capt. Pudding Man. :(

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. no problemo, Jello Ho! :D

The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

[identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Q: Did you know how Michael Jackson caused a big ruckus up at Wal-Mart?
A: He saw a sign that said "Boys' Pants, Half Off."

Michael Jackson wants to remake an old Elton John song, I think it's called "Don't Let His Son Go Down on Me."

Did you know Michael Jackson has a new GameBoy? He's called "Timmy."

Q: What does Michael Jackson like about 26 year olds?
A: There's twenty of them.

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. I'm sure there will be many many more to come.

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

[identity profile] chrisglass.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
These jokes make up for that fact that bearfuzz made me think about Jacko's weiner this morning.

Thanks :)

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[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. I'm sorry, I forgot how evil I can be sometimes :D

Re: The current slew of Michael Jackson jokes:

[identity profile] hankbear.livejournal.com 2005-02-18 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Too funny!! LOL!!!

Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

[identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess there's no better way to sway public opinion AGAINST a celebrity than to suggest this his penis has some sort of "distiguishing characteristic." I definitely DO NOT want the image of someone's penis, whether Michael Jackson's or Bill Clinton's, poking its way into my consciousness while I'm driving to work, dammit!

Re: Didn't Monica Lewinsky say something similar?

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What kills me is that I hadn't eaten breakfast yet. Michael Jackson is so physically unappealing. They say he's near six feet tall but weighs just over 100 lbs... how sick is he??? He must be near skeletal under all that makeup. Part of me feels sorry for him, but another thinks he's crazy for turning himself into that plastic surgery nightmare.

[identity profile] cmorley.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay... Did NOT need to know that... :P

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. no one does.. no one :)

[identity profile] cmorley.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... but it was worth it to see you in your pirate costume. ;)

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL... I'll have to remember to include that pic on my new website.

[identity profile] vicvmichael.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
TMI!
TM-freakin'-I!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.. I know, I know... I'm so mean, I need to be spanked ;)

[identity profile] vicvmichael.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sister can take care of that for you. And you can offer it up!

[identity profile] boobooirl.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That evidence would never stand up in court!

[identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com 2005-02-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Groan! I'm sure it might if Jacko got to see his juvenile accuser in court!
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