Signs of the Apocolypse...

The morning radio stations are making jokes and sort about it being "6/6/06" and the release of The Omen remake today. My favorite morning station, WEBN, is planning on sending two of their guys door-to-door with one dressed as a priest and the other as the devil, offering to exorcise your home. I wondered on that drive in, what would happen to my house if they did mine...

• Any devils food cake would turn to angel food cake.
  
• The Charmin would become Angel Soft.
  
• My "100% Beef" magazines would change into "The Watchtower" pamphlets.
  
• Songs by Ozzy Osbourne and Seether would be replaced by tunes from Anne Murray and Twila Paris on my iPod.
  
• My dirty cartoons would convert to pictures of those big-eyed children picking flowers.
  
• My Normal Rockwell print would remain unchanged.
  
• My porn would be replaced with DVD's of Kirk Cameron's "Left Behind" series from the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
  
• My computer would turn to salt.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!