Signs of the Apocolypse...

[kybearfuzz]

The morning radio stations are making jokes and sort about it being "6/6/06" and the release of The Omen remake today. My favorite morning station, WEBN, is planning on sending two of their guys door-to-door with one dressed as a priest and the other as the devil, offering to exorcise your home. I wondered on that drive in, what would happen to my house if they did mine...

• Any devils food cake would turn to angel food cake.
  
• The Charmin would become Angel Soft.
  
• My "100% Beef" magazines would change into "The Watchtower" pamphlets.
  
• Songs by Ozzy Osbourne and Seether would be replaced by tunes from Anne Murray and Twila Paris on my iPod.
  
• My dirty cartoons would convert to pictures of those big-eyed children picking flowers.
  
• My Normal Rockwell print would remain unchanged.
  
• My porn would be replaced with DVD's of Kirk Cameron's "Left Behind" series from the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
  
• My computer would turn to salt.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Comments

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

Is it safe to assume that you'll be seeing The Omen? *g*

And I like you just as you are....devilishly handsome :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Actually a coworker and I are heading to see it after work.

.. and you're too kind, cutie :)

[rockyjohn.livejournal.com]

Anne Murray rocks hardcore.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Okay, I never thought I'd see "Anne Murray" and "hardcore" in the same sentence...

.. unless it was a tabloid headline like:

"Anne Murray caught in hardcore sex slave ring"

.. or something :D

[bearland.livejournal.com]

Oh and "Charmed" season 5 goes on sale today too...yay...

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Really big yay!!!! :)

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Gotta get it!!! Underworld 2 is released today too. Never got to see that.

[boobooirl.livejournal.com]

I'm all confused about going to see The Omen or not.
I *love* the original. It scared the shite out of me as a kid, teenager, early 20's....
I'm really afraid it'll lose its appeal in the re-make. So please be VERY honest in your review of it.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best.

[orange-groves.livejournal.com]

Devil's Food Cake trumps Angel Food Cake any day. Just sayin'

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. I plan no exorcism of my home :)