kybearfuzz | Signs of the Apocolypse... (Reply)

The morning radio stations are making jokes and sort about it being "6/6/06" and the release of The Omen remake today. My favorite morning station, WEBN, is planning on sending two of their guys door-to-door with one dressed as a priest and the other as the devil, offering to exorcise your home. I wondered on that drive in, what would happen to my house if they did mine...

Any devils food cake would turn to angel food cake.
The Charmin would become Angel Soft.
My "100% Beef" magazines would change into "The Watchtower" pamphlets.
Songs by Ozzy Osbourne and Seether would be replaced by tunes from Anne Murray and Twila Paris on my iPod.
My dirty cartoons would convert to pictures of those big-eyed children picking flowers.
My Normal Rockwell print would remain unchanged.
My porn would be replaced with DVD's of Kirk Cameron's "Left Behind" series from the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
My computer would turn to salt.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!