Holiday Friday

[kybearfuzz]

It's a ghost town here. My office is very empty except for mainly a few straggling new hires who don't want to burn their limited vacation time to take today off.

While a lot of folks have big plans for the holiday weekend, I'm feeling a bit blah about it. I have been invited to a party on Sunday, but to be honest I'm really not in the mood.

Tell me something fun, something happy. Ask me a question, the more bizarre and odd the better.

Comments

[prisoncitybear.livejournal.com]

Justin Bieber and Mylie Cyrus are both strapped to chairs in a Hostel (the movie) type room with all the fun tools and instruments of torture.
Who would you kill/torture first and how?
Details please.
: )

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, I would probably go after Bieber first only because I find him more annoying. I'd say castrate him, but I think that's already been done.

Perhaps the easiest and more vile would be to attach (glue, graft, etc.) headphones to both, each playing the other's music at blaring levels. Explain to them that the music only ends when the other dies, hand them the tools of torture, and watch it unfold from a safe location.... while eating popcorn.