kybearfuzz | A Dream.. Search for Diamonds

Last night's dream was very strange. I dreamed that my office was searching for a lost cache of diamonds, apparently from some ancient ruler. When we went to the ruins, which had a large pool of water and statuary everywhere.

I was getting very irritated with the managers as we were looking all over the place indiscriminately, without rhyme or reason. I recall one former coworker saying the head of the ruler's penis points the way. Hey, it's a stupid dream, okay, I didn't pick the reference on purpose. So at the site everyone is looking in the pool area. I was disgusted enough to tell the managers off (hello, career suicide) because I was going to find those stupid diamonds and leave them.

Finally walking away from the searching crowd, I notice a bronze statue of the ruler on the ground with his crotch prominently displayed and his wanker just sticking out. Remembering what the coworker had said, I reach to his part on a lark and find that the head unscrews and inside the metallic organ are the diamonds! I pull a couple out and yell for the crowd that I found them. So there I am, surrounded by the media with camera flashes going, holding diamonds in one hand and a bronze weiner in my other, me grinning like an idiot.

.. *paging Dr. Freud* ....