A Dream.. Search for Diamonds

[kybearfuzz]

Last night's dream was very strange. I dreamed that my office was searching for a lost cache of diamonds, apparently from some ancient ruler. When we went to the ruins, which had a large pool of water and statuary everywhere.

I was getting very irritated with the managers as we were looking all over the place indiscriminately, without rhyme or reason. I recall one former coworker saying the head of the ruler's penis points the way. Hey, it's a stupid dream, okay, I didn't pick the reference on purpose. So at the site everyone is looking in the pool area. I was disgusted enough to tell the managers off (hello, career suicide) because I was going to find those stupid diamonds and leave them.

Finally walking away from the searching crowd, I notice a bronze statue of the ruler on the ground with his crotch prominently displayed and his wanker just sticking out. Remembering what the coworker had said, I reach to his part on a lark and find that the head unscrews and inside the metallic organ are the diamonds! I pull a couple out and yell for the crowd that I found them. So there I am, surrounded by the media with camera flashes going, holding diamonds in one hand and a bronze weiner in my other, me grinning like an idiot.

.. *paging Dr. Freud* ....

Comments

[mississippicub.livejournal.com]

sounds like a logical place to hide that ruler's family jewels to me! hehehe

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I didn't put that together at the time. It was a slow morning.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

didn't Harrison Ford have more chest hair than that icon shows?

or am I dreaming?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, but that icon is from the movie poster to Raiders, they take artistic liberties.. :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. you got me where it came from, like I said they take some bizarre twists.

Most of my dreams are pretty linear in "story" it seems.

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

That guest room is looking better with each passing second.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. keep it up, funny man, and we'll be talking "couch"... or maybe even "sleeping bag"... :D

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Just proves that the most valuable stuff is found *inside*.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Freud would love me... :D

[guikc.livejournal.com]

I *thought* you seemed familiar from someplace other than 411. Hi there. :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hey there handsome! How are you doing? It's good to see you, I didn't know you had an LJ :D

[guikc.livejournal.com]

All the cool kids are on LJ. :)