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A co-worker today asked me to come look at something in one of our smaller conference rooms. I saw this small pile of something on the floor, thinking at first it was mud or a large bug (it had a strange shape). At first I thought it was mud as there were trailings like someone had scrapped their shoe on the carpet in this small room. I went and got a paper towel to pick it up and realized it wasn't mud... it was poop!

The mystery of who left the little nuggets is now afoot in the office. This small conference room has two doors, one into the office area and the other across from that door goes into the hallway. The hallway door is also across from the ladies restroom. The general theory is that someone had been doing the "green apple shuffle" to the ladies room and didn't make it. The office janitor says that he found evidence that our culprit is a woman from his checking of the restroom this morning.

It's caused a very negative stir in the office. Many people are wondering who in a supposed professional setting would just leave something like that to be found without making some effort to clean it up. Ewwwww!

Date: 2006-09-01 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamboitaliano71.livejournal.com
Ewwwwww........which begs the next question.........why does someone show up to work wearing what must have been a dress and no underwear??????? Not that shooting out coffee mcnuggets is professional or anything hehehehe!

Date: 2006-09-01 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. we (the group I hang out with) went through the who-wore-what yesterday. Still trying to figure that one out..:)

Date: 2006-09-01 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimbexprovides.livejournal.com
...and another thing...
Damn if you don't have some kind of humpy friends list.

Rowr.

Date: 2006-09-01 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. you like, huh? .. Me too :)

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