Before a trip...

[kybearfuzz]

... I get really bored, as I can't really start anything new. I'm leaving for Colorado on Sunday and am getting my paperwork for the trip together. So here are some Friday questions to keep you and me occupied.

1. What five words would you use to describe your current or future significant other?
   
2. You're forming a boy/girl/drag band, what do you call yourselves?
   
3. If you were wealthy and wanted to take a part-time job to keep you humble or fill your time, what would you try?
   
4. What TV show (within the last 10 years) do you think overstayed its welcome and should have been canceled long ago? What show should have been given a fair shot before cancellation?
   
5. Just to torture stripedtiger, who would win the fight between Wonder Woman and the Bionic Woman?

My Answers

1. Sweet, handsome, intelligent, furry, and loving
   
2. Cornbread, Taters, and Greens. I get to be the grim, tortured soul of the group.
   
3. With my penchant for pushing buttons, elevator operator or McDonalds Cashier :)
   
4. Without a doubt, Seinfeld should have long hit the bricks before it ended. I think Joan of Arcadia or Angel could have lasted a few more seasons.
   
5. Though I love Jaime Sommers dearly, I have to go with Wonder Woman. Let the discussion commence on that one.

Comments

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Will your band have wings? Oooh... comic book store clerk would be a good one!

With her one bionic arm, two bionic legs, and her bionic hearing, I just don't see Jaime competing with Diana in terms of strength and degree of invulnerability. Sigh.. it's good that you're pretty.. :)

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

It's not always about power. It's about who can kick ass in a fight. Diana was a bimbo. She changed clothes by spinning in a circle. When your flashiest power is fashion you're a supermodel, not a superhero.

Besides, Jaime didnt have those monsterous boobs Diana did slowing her down. Jaime was a B cup on her best days...

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

And dont get me started on the fat ass heffer of a sister following her around like a Plus Sized Scooby Doo...

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

... and you can't blame Drusilla "The Wonder Girl with a Good Personality" on Diana. It's not like it's her fault that she kept being captured by Nazis using the "Twinkee-Lure-and-Chloroform-Her" method.

Besides it was the 1940's when heavier chicks were in vogue. Twiggy didn't appear until the 1960's.

[dendren.livejournal.com]

Jaime and Max would totally beat the snot out of the Lynda Carter/Debra Winger Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl.

After all Jaime beat fembots, alien bigfoot and evil computer ALEX. Wonder Woman just wasted her power on the Nazi's :P

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

Hello. You're my new best friend. In fact I'm considering proposing to you right now. What size ring do you wear?

[dendren.livejournal.com]

ummmmmm... tattoo'd guy at Chamber on High said my ring size was 1 and 3/4. FYI I prefer rubber not chrome.

Oh, wait... do you mean wedding ring??? Nevermind then, I already have one of those ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Umm.. hello.. Wonder Woman defeated not only the Nazi's, but an ant-powered Formicida, a mind controlled gorilla, an alien shape changer, an alien monster, and a drag queen assassin.

... and though Max is a dog, Wonder Girl is not one.. well, it's at least a matter of opinion.

[dendren.livejournal.com]

I don't know... Wonder Girl was pretty doggy. Hell, Max even had bigger teats and he's a boy dog.

Jaime's foes were still better. How many of Wondy's can you actually name other than "alien shape changer" "drag queen assassin"? And Wonder Woman never ripped a phone book in half to quiet down her students or stopped her out of control 70's car with her foot. Those poor sandles of Jaime's.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Oh please, what little gay boy didn't try that spin!! At least she had a costume, it kept her from having to wait for fashion trends to come around again before her clothes looked cool. Poor Jaime has had to wait nearly 30 years for her bell-bottoms to come back into style.

Of course, the real miracle is that Diana's boobs stay in her outfit at all. She needed those sizable hooters to keep her outfit up.

.. it's not like it's Diana's fault that the government wouldn't spring for a bionic boob job for Jaime. Think of the weaponry they could have installed!!!