Before a trip...

[kybearfuzz]

... I get really bored, as I can't really start anything new. I'm leaving for Colorado on Sunday and am getting my paperwork for the trip together. So here are some Friday questions to keep you and me occupied.

1. What five words would you use to describe your current or future significant other?
   
2. You're forming a boy/girl/drag band, what do you call yourselves?
   
3. If you were wealthy and wanted to take a part-time job to keep you humble or fill your time, what would you try?
   
4. What TV show (within the last 10 years) do you think overstayed its welcome and should have been canceled long ago? What show should have been given a fair shot before cancellation?
   
5. Just to torture stripedtiger, who would win the fight between Wonder Woman and the Bionic Woman?

My Answers

1. Sweet, handsome, intelligent, furry, and loving
   
2. Cornbread, Taters, and Greens. I get to be the grim, tortured soul of the group.
   
3. With my penchant for pushing buttons, elevator operator or McDonalds Cashier :)
   
4. Without a doubt, Seinfeld should have long hit the bricks before it ended. I think Joan of Arcadia or Angel could have lasted a few more seasons.
   
5. Though I love Jaime Sommers dearly, I have to go with Wonder Woman. Let the discussion commence on that one.

Comments

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

You are so evil...

...and it just makes me want you more... :o)

[bradferd23.livejournal.com]

Where are you going to be in CO???

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Me? Evil? Nah... >:)

... well, okay, maybe a bit.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Aurora, CO for the coming week.

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

1. Imaginary, translucent, invisible, intangible, nonexistent.

2. The Maxi Pads.

3. Comic Book store clerk.

4. American Idol. (Let the hating commence.)

5. Jaime would kick her goddamn ass.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Will your band have wings? Oooh... comic book store clerk would be a good one!

With her one bionic arm, two bionic legs, and her bionic hearing, I just don't see Jaime competing with Diana in terms of strength and degree of invulnerability. Sigh.. it's good that you're pretty.. :)

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

1. Kind, Geeky, Affectionate, Hairy, Fun(ny)
2. Trailer Park Queens of the Stoneage?
3. Administrative/IT guy for an LGBT center although if I were wealthy I'd have my psych degree and would lead counseling sessions at said center as well.
4. Friends. Sorry, like Sienfeld it was just self-absorbed nonsense. I'd love to be able to see those first few episodes of Grand again.
5. Wonder Woman, she needs fewer batteries.

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

1. Creative, attractive, thoughtful, kind, loving

2. Past the Expiration Date (P.E.D.)

3. I'd like to do something more socially useful, like work for a non-profit group. Not sure what, though.

4. I honestly think Will and Grace overstayed its welcome. It got less funny very quickly, IMHO.

And both Firefly and Crusade never got a chance.

5. Dude! Wonder Woman! She's right up there behind Superman in the power department! Hola!

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

1: Furry, intelligent, patient, adventurous, monogamous
2: The Secret Uncles
3: Riverboat/towboat worker
4: Ultra-bimbo Robin Meade (on CNN Headline News, 6-9am) need to go. How many dicks did she suck to get that plum job? On the other hand, I think "Whoopi" was a great ensemble comedy with a lot of promise, and I'll always lament the passing of "My So-Called Life."
5: Not only would Jaime Sommers be beaten, but she would subsequently have to submit to Wonder Woman's oral ministrations.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Oooh.. can I be a TPQS groupie!!? I'll come wearing my "I'm with Stupid --->" tee-shirt and my Marlboro ball cap!

I like you're choice of job. I think we'd all give back to the community easier if we didn't have that pesky billpaying/buying food/rent or mortgage issue.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I like the band. Add an extra "E" and you can be "PEED"...

When I was in Tucson visiting aceofspace in his grad school days, we went to the downtown area and saw a flier for a band called "FUCT"... I thought that was hilarious.

I think Firefly would have been a really popular series if they had given it a fighting chance.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Not only would Jaime Sommers be beaten, but she would subsequently have to submit to Wonder Woman's oral ministrations

Umm.. ewww.. lol.. Now now I'm sure Wonder Woman will have her hands full with the upcoming Batwoman hero! I've been listening to my local radio station do a parody of the Batman song for Batwoman. It starts out "Licky, licky, licky, licky, licky, licky, licky. licky, licky, licky, licky, licky, licky.. Bat-Wo-man..."

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

It's not always about power. It's about who can kick ass in a fight. Diana was a bimbo. She changed clothes by spinning in a circle. When your flashiest power is fashion you're a supermodel, not a superhero.

Besides, Jaime didnt have those monsterous boobs Diana did slowing her down. Jaime was a B cup on her best days...

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

And dont get me started on the fat ass heffer of a sister following her around like a Plus Sized Scooby Doo...

[bradferd23.livejournal.com]

Cool... do you want to do dinner the coming week... bradferd73 (at) msn.com is my email!

[lougarou.livejournal.com]

1. quiet, wonderful, understanding, Bree Vandecamp
2.Vice Versa or The Hee Haw knee slappers (?)
3.pharm.tech prn
4. America's Funniest Home Videos / The Book of Daniel (Aidan Quinn) that was on NBS should have lasted a few more episodes
5. love them both but Wonder Woman would win hands down. The Bionic Woman would have to enlist the help of all the Fembots to take her down

[sweetjimmyto.livejournal.com]

1. Intelligent, kind, joyous, handsome and organized.
2. Nanny 911.
3. Bike courier.
4. Charmed.
5. This is a trick question, because there would in fact, be no fight. Jamie could only use her bionics for good and Diana is good. They might fight over a new hairstyle or a boy. But then they'd make up and eat chocolate and do each others' hair.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Oh please, what little gay boy didn't try that spin!! At least she had a costume, it kept her from having to wait for fashion trends to come around again before her clothes looked cool. Poor Jaime has had to wait nearly 30 years for her bell-bottoms to come back into style.

Of course, the real miracle is that Diana's boobs stay in her outfit at all. She needed those sizable hooters to keep her outfit up.

.. it's not like it's Diana's fault that the government wouldn't spring for a bionic boob job for Jaime. Think of the weaponry they could have installed!!!

[poohnnova.livejournal.com]

What five words would you use to describe your current or future significant other?

Honest, Adventurous, Non-Passive, Blind & Deaf

You're forming a boy/girl/drag band, what do you call yourselves?

When I was very overweight (as opposed to just overweight as I am now) I always teased my brothers that we should start a band and call ourselves "Shamoo and the Waves"

If you were wealthy and wanted to take a part-time job to keep you humble or fill your time, what would you try?

Desk clerk at the Pershing Point Hotel

What TV show (within the last 10 years) do you think overstayed its welcome and should have been canceled long ago? What show should have been given a fair shot before cancellation?

God, SIENFELD! The show that I thought deserved a good shot was Jim Henson's Story Teller.

Just to torture stripedtiger, who would win the fight between Wonder Woman and the Bionic Woman? Don't care as long as I could watch :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

... and you can't blame Drusilla "The Wonder Girl with a Good Personality" on Diana. It's not like it's her fault that she kept being captured by Nazis using the "Twinkee-Lure-and-Chloroform-Her" method.

Besides it was the 1940's when heavier chicks were in vogue. Twiggy didn't appear until the 1960's.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. Bree???

I agree, "The Book of Daniel" had a lot of promise. Darn religious nutcases...

[jprtoronto.livejournal.com]

1. Hottie Mc Von Hottie Hot
2. The Bodacious Ta-Ta's
3. Video Store Clerk or Comic Book Clerk or working in one of those geeky type professions where I can watch or read all day.
4. Do you mean currently on the air or of all time? Will & Grace overstayed by two seasons. Popular should have been given a 3rd season.
5. Comic book Wonder Woman would kick Bionic Wonder Woman but Lindsay Wagner would kick Lynda Carter's ass. Remember, Lindsay has survived all those lifetime movies while all Lynda did was become a politician's wife.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, Charmed was around a season or two too long, but I really enjoyed that show. I wish the original writers had stayed longer.

And it's a good point, Diana and Jaime would likely be good friends, but this is fantasy here ;)

[canowhupass.livejournal.com]

1. Intelligent, furry, funny, geeky, and compassionate
2. The Fat Bastards
3. Acting coach & speech therapist for gay porn stars -- "Sthpank my ath you sthud" is a total mood breaker.
4. All of the "list" shows on VH1. Firefly never really had a good shot.
5. Wonder Woman would definately win (she's related to gods), BUT afterwords they would join forces to figure out which villinous character used mind control to manipulate them into fighting and in the process they would have a gyro-lovin' lesbionic love affair.

[susobear.livejournal.com]

1-
Funny - Men who make me laugh are a BIG bonus,
Huggable - I love 'em to be huggy, and with all the padding required,
Empathic - Someone who knows how to read between the lines,
Winner - Someone who works hard, who achieves goals, passionate about things,
Tender - He knows when to say 'Awwwwwww'

2- "The Heels are Alive!" (With the sound of musique) And we would be a drag band of course :D

3- I think i would be the rich and funny yet slightly unsober assistant of a red haired interior designer in New York who lives with her best friend who happens to be gay... oh, hold on.. I am already like that!

4- Melrose place's use by date happened after 2 episodes... then it should have died. Enterprise should have never left the brain of its creator. On the other hand, I liked Max Headroom a lot.

5- When we are talking wonder woman.. which one are we talking about? Pre Crisis? The new one with the sword and all that killer instict? On any case I am with you... Jamie honey, go replace your batteries, and check your oil, nothing to do against the golden lasso