Friday Queries, Scavenger Hunt Update, and Jokes

[kybearfuzz]

I'm still coming up with ideas for photo scavenger hunt I posted about a month or so ago -- deciding on how many items, what kinds of items, rules, scoring, etc. Hopefully, I'll have something out on that soon. I plan a prize of a $25 online gift certificate to Borders or Amazon or something. Any comments or suggestios would be appreciated.

Here are some random questions for fun:

1. What is your favorite family redneck moment?
   
2. Which Golden Girl are you most like -- Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Sophia?
   
3. What was the worst movie you ever sat through?
   
4. If you were guaranteed success no matter what major or subject you studied in school, what would you have picked?
   
5. Where would we be without the internet?

My Answers

1. When my older brother Ron came home to visit one summer years ago. He pulled his car into the yard and had this trashy bleached blonde chick with him. Both were carrying large white styrofoam cups that you could smell liquor in. Ron told me with pride that he'd finally picked a good one because, and I quote: "She's been fixed, I can't knock this one up." It was charming... I knew then how truly redneck the family was. :)
   
2. Sadly, I'm often Dorothy -- too practical for my own good and usually dateless.
   
3. Ugh! If you consider the length of the movie and horrible, stream-of-consciousness feel to it, I'd have to say The Thin Red Line. And it was Oscar nominated for best picture... For really bad movies, I'd go with Cabin Fever.
   
4. Graphic arts, I'd have loved to have done that.
   
5. Buying porn instead of downloading it. :)

Here is a joke a friend sent me many months ago. I though it was cute.

They were together in the house...


...Just the two of them...

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

She wanted that...more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand...

So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening
of doors...

...just the faint click of a camera......

Comments

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I love that joke, the set up is wonderful.. :)