Homoeroticism on ESPN
May. 22nd, 2006 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kybearfuzzI went to lunch today at BW3. While sitting in my lonely booth (I was away from the office and eating solo), I watched ESPN on the TV, which was airing some ultimate fighter/wrestling something or other. Far be it for me to avoid watching half naked men wresting about at lunch.
Wiuff on top of Schoenauer
I admit the bearded guy on the bottom was Alex Schoenauer with the yellow trunks guy on top of him. There was a moment where Schoenauer was on his back, legs wrapped around the torso of Wiuff (yellow trunk guy), who was lording over him. When Schoenauer would push with his legs, their two torso would arrange themselves in a position I have often seen in DVD's not found on the shelves at Blockbuster. How nice it was to have my dirty mind racing while eating naked chicken tenders in spicy garlic.
The real clincher was the commercial that showed right after this match. It was for engine lubricant where it showed the greased pistons bobbing up and down in the engine. Ah, the symbolism that can arise from a primed dirty mind....
... I so need a date...
Wiuff on top of Schoenauer
I admit the bearded guy on the bottom was Alex Schoenauer with the yellow trunks guy on top of him. There was a moment where Schoenauer was on his back, legs wrapped around the torso of Wiuff (yellow trunk guy), who was lording over him. When Schoenauer would push with his legs, their two torso would arrange themselves in a position I have often seen in DVD's not found on the shelves at Blockbuster. How nice it was to have my dirty mind racing while eating naked chicken tenders in spicy garlic.
The real clincher was the commercial that showed right after this match. It was for engine lubricant where it showed the greased pistons bobbing up and down in the engine. Ah, the symbolism that can arise from a primed dirty mind....
... I so need a date...
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Date: 2006-05-22 09:22 pm (UTC)No, you just need to get laid. ;) Believe I know all about that!