Homoeroticism on ESPN

[kybearfuzz]

I went to lunch today at BW3. While sitting in my lonely booth (I was away from the office and eating solo), I watched ESPN on the TV, which was airing some ultimate fighter/wrestling something or other. Far be it for me to avoid watching half naked men wresting about at lunch.


Wiuff on top of Schoenauer
I admit the bearded guy on the bottom was Alex Schoenauer with the yellow trunks guy on top of him. There was a moment where Schoenauer was on his back, legs wrapped around the torso of Wiuff (yellow trunk guy), who was lording over him. When Schoenauer would push with his legs, their two torso would arrange themselves in a position I have often seen in DVD's not found on the shelves at Blockbuster. How nice it was to have my dirty mind racing while eating naked chicken tenders in spicy garlic.

The real clincher was the commercial that showed right after this match. It was for engine lubricant where it showed the greased pistons bobbing up and down in the engine. Ah, the symbolism that can arise from a primed dirty mind....

... I so need a date...

Comments

[k31169.livejournal.com]

Which positon would you prefer?

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

... I so need a date...

No, you just need to get laid. ;) Believe I know all about that!

[slacker-x.livejournal.com]

Um... that photo and your description of their positions... Yeah... I have a very vivid imagination. Thanks!

[divos-voids.livejournal.com]

i think i either need a cigarette or a cold shower now....

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

I could use a date too... Maybe next week when Im off a bear I know in KY will invite me down for dinner, movies,and a back rub... :o)

[md-mancub.livejournal.com]

Please excuse me. I have to go wipe up now.

Dear GAWD ABOVE, but that man in the yellow shorts is a hawtie!

Oh mai

[telemann.livejournal.com]

greased pistons UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN.
Make it stop! :)

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

hawt! :)

[jbear70.livejournal.com]

Do an image search on Tank Abbott. He really gets me going. Too bad he's no longer fighting.

[carytown.livejournal.com]

They make appliances for that ya know..

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

Back to BW3 already? Brave man. [grins]

Date? I should have taken you on a date!

You've got it BAD!

[jdawg1974.livejournal.com]

LOL....
Yes you do, or some porn and a big bottle of lube, take your pick!

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh . . .

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

I saw a little of that "ultimate fighting" stuff on one of the sports channels this past Sunday, whilst out playing some NTN trivia at my favorite little wings & beer dive. And YES, the homoerotic undercurrent cannot be denied.