Monday Monday... blah blah blah

[kybearfuzz]

After a rough night of sleep, I drudged into work unusually early despite being pretty listless this morning. I jumped into things and actually managed to get quite a bit done already.

I was sad to hear that Darren McGavin passed away. I'm a big Kolchak fan and always felt he was such an underrated actor. Superstition says that these things happen in three's. First, Barney Fife and now Kolchak...

In taking a spare minute to browse the news, I came across this story reading the news this morning. Apparently, David Beckham can't help his six-year-old with his math homework. I hope he has someone to help him with managing his millions.

It sparked a thought though. Who would be the best flops on Jeopardy? The ones you'd love to see there only to see how truly unintelligent they were? My votes would go to Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jessica Simpson. It would possibly be the slowest and lowest-scoring game ever played. The image of that happening made me grin.

And before I get back to the grind, I leave the bored, the tired and the haggard with this photo from Yahoo! News. It beckons to you and asks you to "Caption Me"... :D


Caption Me!!!

Update: Oh, I forgot my caption for it -- "Little Janie's mom demonstrated the correct way to pet the pussy too hard..." :D

Comments

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

I almost gave him a pass until he was quoted saying "I was teached" - *groan*

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

Those brits have a weird way of saying everything. What sounds incorrect to us, is the hot new slang for them (but that might say a lot for their educational average as a country).

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

They could probably argue the same thing about us, eh?

[book-of-daniel.livejournal.com]

Caption this:

"I swear to God I'm going to come back in my next life as a plastic surgeon and do this same thing to as many of these pink mother fuckers as I can find..."

[killerjoe.livejournal.com]

Thank you for making me laugh at out loud in my office.... causing others to come in and ask me what was going on....

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

That's a vicious kitty :)

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

You know if Paris, Jessica and Anna were on Jeopardy, they wouldn't have the regular types of trivia categories. They'd all be dumbed down so you'd see things like "Single-Digit Addition", "L.A. Dance Clubs" and "Pop Tarts (Singers)"

And my caption is: The cat got a glimpse of his future as his handlers figure it would be easier to find than the gerbil they lost last week.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

You know, I would think that even the dumbed-down categories would give them trouble...

[martini-tim.livejournal.com]

Caption:

"NO! You said I was going to the vet to be TUTORED!"

(with apologies to Gary Larson)

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

Jeopardy: George W. Bush *g*

Caption: "No, not the hat!!!"

[jguy70.livejournal.com]

You know you will die for this right?

[sweetjimmyto.livejournal.com]

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL! Okay, this had me snorting and laughing at work... :)

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

"Superstition says that these things happen in three's. First, Barney Fife and now Kolchak..."

DENNIS WEAVER

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Sigh... Another one gone... I guess they do go in three's. :(

[bearland.livejournal.com]

"Thats it...wait for it, wait for it...the minute he lets go hes going to get such a clawing"

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

He does look ready to cut her, doesn't he? :)

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

Jeopardy: Oh I think it would be fun to see a Pop Princess addition with Britney, Christina and like Pink. Pink I think would curse the whole time and b*tch slap the other two into the middle of next week.

Caption: "Hold me back! Hold me back! Did you hear what he called my Momma?!"

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, Pink would mop the floor with them, I think :)