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It's official, the twin's internet is screwed up. I'm going through serious withdrawal. I guess I never realized how ingrained it was in my daily routine.

I'm back at the library for a limited time. I swear the same people that were here last night using the internet are still here. Even the librarian has made comment about it to me. I was hoping that getting here early would put me on the internet solo with the kids still in school. Sadly.. no...

Sitting next to me is David, an overweight, unemployed, early 20-something guy listening to Madonna and Destiny's Child on his headset so loud I can hear it, who has already commented favorably on my sweatshirt and my backpack and telling me how he's responding to someone on his Yahoo Personals account. I think he's trying to pick me up. He has BO! He's jiggling and dancing in his seat.. badly. Backing away slowly....

Update: Okay, so it turns out that David is gay and he turned to me to ask me if I was. I told him yes. David then proceeds to tell me that Corbin needs more gay people, as people are too closed minded here. Well, duh! He then lets me know that he's 23 and hasn't had his first date yet. He asks me why I look so familiar. I tell him that I'm from here, but haven't lived here in 15 or so years.

I finished up and said good-bye to him (I was polite, I swear). I snuck to another part of the library to fill this out and get away from him. While I feel sorry for any gay man stuck here in this town, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this guy. Ewwwww.... :(

Date: 2005-11-22 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com
Oh god, what is it with guys hitting on you with B.O.?

Remind me not to bathe the next time I see you. [evil laugh]

I never get hit on. Not even by overweight scary men listening to Madonna that smell bad. [cries] You get all the luck.

Date: 2005-11-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, I'm SOOOO lucky...

And if you don't bathe when you visit me, I'll spray you with the water hose in the front yard. Just a friendly tip :)

Date: 2005-12-07 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com
Is that a promise!? hee hee.

Date: 2005-11-22 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorpiocub.livejournal.com
yick on so many levels

Date: 2005-11-22 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Now if he looked like you, I think he might have a chance ;)

awwwww

Date: 2005-12-10 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorpiocub.livejournal.com
you say the sweetest things woofer!

Date: 2005-11-22 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cubatlanta.livejournal.com
I love reading your life stories...they crack me up. Your journal is like my new favorite show...I can't wait for the next episode.

Date: 2005-11-22 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
I updated this one. LOL.. my life is one warning after another it seems... :)

Date: 2005-11-22 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
Mark....he lurves you!!!! He wants to be your boyfriend!!!!!

David and Mark
Sitting in a Tree...

(you know the rest)

Hehehehehehehehe

Date: 2005-11-22 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
Oh my......such an awkward situation to be in......This probably reaffirms why you go home as little as possible.

For the record I would make sure when I visit you I am as freshly showered as possible

Date: 2005-11-22 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Please do, don't make me break out the Brillo pads and scrub you :)

Date: 2005-11-23 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daltxfurry.livejournal.com
Oh...kinky......I like that in a man

Date: 2005-11-23 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
I'm sure your furry body can handle a lot of punishment ;)

Date: 2005-11-22 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Mark,

I am sorry that you have to go thru this, but it is so funny the way you describe the whole thing and especially the big guy next to you. Maybe you should buy a lysol in spray bottle and have it next to you and keep spraying around him maybe he will get the hint...

Date: 2005-11-22 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL! Don't tempt me, I have a backpack, I could easily stock a Lysol can in it :)

Date: 2005-11-22 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetjimmyto.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if you are familiar with the BBC program, "Little Britian" but your stinky new friend immediately reminded me of one of the show's characters, "Davith: The Only Gay in the Village" ...

(you might want to wait until you return home to view the clip as it might be too racey for a public library.

http://www.vimeo.com/clip=20209

Date: 2005-11-22 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
I will have to remember this when I get home :)

Date: 2005-11-22 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boobooirl.livejournal.com
haha... You're little town is worse than mine!!
I just found out there's a cute bear couple living in my hometown :)
(I'm assuming they wash - they look clean in their profile)

Date: 2005-11-22 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
I know that some guys thrive on the man stick thing, but I think soap and water are important.

Date: 2005-11-22 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cincycub.livejournal.com
OMG, you totally got cruised in public! [livejournal.com profile] prisonbitch, watch out!

Date: 2005-11-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Yes, but [livejournal.com profile] prisonbitch gets cruised by much higher quality men. Apparently, here, the best I can do is an unwashed, unemployed 20-something who lives with his mother.

Date: 2006-08-09 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prisonbitch.livejournal.com
hahahah, hey, i've been in the same situation.

(and depending on my mood and the time it's been since someone last hit on me, well...)


sadly, the 20-something i have been seeing just moved back in with his mother.

Date: 2006-08-09 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prisonbitch.livejournal.com
ha! a year later and I'm just reading this?!

hehehehehe

Date: 2006-08-09 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. a good embarrassing story is worth repeating in my opinion :)

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