Thanksgiving Visit -- Day Two
Nov. 22nd, 2005 11:11 amIt's official, the twin's internet is screwed up. I'm going through serious withdrawal. I guess I never realized how ingrained it was in my daily routine.
I'm back at the library for a limited time. I swear the same people that were here last night using the internet are still here. Even the librarian has made comment about it to me. I was hoping that getting here early would put me on the internet solo with the kids still in school. Sadly.. no...
Sitting next to me is David, an overweight, unemployed, early 20-something guy listening to Madonna and Destiny's Child on his headset so loud I can hear it, who has already commented favorably on my sweatshirt and my backpack and telling me how he's responding to someone on his Yahoo Personals account. I think he's trying to pick me up. He has BO! He's jiggling and dancing in his seat.. badly. Backing away slowly....
Update: Okay, so it turns out that David is gay and he turned to me to ask me if I was. I told him yes. David then proceeds to tell me that Corbin needs more gay people, as people are too closed minded here. Well, duh! He then lets me know that he's 23 and hasn't had his first date yet. He asks me why I look so familiar. I tell him that I'm from here, but haven't lived here in 15 or so years.
I finished up and said good-bye to him (I was polite, I swear). I snuck to another part of the library to fill this out and get away from him. While I feel sorry for any gay man stuck here in this town, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this guy. Ewwwww.... :(
I'm back at the library for a limited time. I swear the same people that were here last night using the internet are still here. Even the librarian has made comment about it to me. I was hoping that getting here early would put me on the internet solo with the kids still in school. Sadly.. no...
Sitting next to me is David, an overweight, unemployed, early 20-something guy listening to Madonna and Destiny's Child on his headset so loud I can hear it, who has already commented favorably on my sweatshirt and my backpack and telling me how he's responding to someone on his Yahoo Personals account. I think he's trying to pick me up. He has BO! He's jiggling and dancing in his seat.. badly. Backing away slowly....
Update: Okay, so it turns out that David is gay and he turned to me to ask me if I was. I told him yes. David then proceeds to tell me that Corbin needs more gay people, as people are too closed minded here. Well, duh! He then lets me know that he's 23 and hasn't had his first date yet. He asks me why I look so familiar. I tell him that I'm from here, but haven't lived here in 15 or so years.
I finished up and said good-bye to him (I was polite, I swear). I snuck to another part of the library to fill this out and get away from him. While I feel sorry for any gay man stuck here in this town, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this guy. Ewwwww.... :(
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Date: 2005-11-22 04:38 pm (UTC)Remind me not to bathe the next time I see you. [evil laugh]
I never get hit on. Not even by overweight scary men listening to Madonna that smell bad. [cries] You get all the luck.
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Date: 2005-11-22 05:01 pm (UTC)And if you don't bathe when you visit me, I'll spray you with the water hose in the front yard. Just a friendly tip :)
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Date: 2005-11-22 05:00 pm (UTC)awwwww
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Date: 2005-11-22 04:43 pm (UTC)David and Mark
Sitting in a Tree...
(you know the rest)
Hehehehehehehehe
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Date: 2005-11-22 05:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 05:07 pm (UTC)For the record I would make sure when I visit you I am as freshly showered as possible
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Date: 2005-11-22 07:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-23 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-23 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 04:52 pm (UTC)I am sorry that you have to go thru this, but it is so funny the way you describe the whole thing and especially the big guy next to you. Maybe you should buy a lysol in spray bottle and have it next to you and keep spraying around him maybe he will get the hint...
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Date: 2005-11-22 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 05:37 pm (UTC)(you might want to wait until you return home to view the clip as it might be too racey for a public library.
http://www.vimeo.com/clip=20209
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Date: 2005-11-22 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 06:25 pm (UTC)I just found out there's a cute bear couple living in my hometown :)
(I'm assuming they wash - they look clean in their profile)
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Date: 2005-11-22 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-22 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-09 01:25 am (UTC)(and depending on my mood and the time it's been since someone last hit on me, well...)
sadly, the 20-something i have been seeing just moved back in with his mother.
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Date: 2006-08-09 01:24 am (UTC)hehehehehe
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:28 am (UTC)