Office of the Living Dead

One of the most craptastic films I've seen of late has been Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane, a Netflix rental. Yeah, I know, it's silly, but there is something to be said for renting it and laughing about it instead of paying for the DVD to sit on the shelf.

As I walked into the office this morning, I felt that it could be the scene of a zombie movie. Half-conscious people shuffling around the hallways at 6:30 AM, grunting and groaning being the primary form of communication, semi-evil glances to those who seem unusually chipper, being drawn to the commons area needing "COOOFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEE" to survive instead of "BRRRRAAAAINNNNNSSS"...

It's only a matter of time before some grinning Polyanna gets eaten alive, or at least severely chewed.

Substitute Mondays stink...

Teenage Rants and Laughing

Okay, I was looking up my buddy bleuvalentines and noted her listing our high school in her profile. So I clicked the link just to see what other high school alumni might be on LJ and came across this journal entry by a young woman whose out-of-control, stream-of-consciousness rant about a girl named Mandy had me giggling. I guess this is how a teenager's mind flows and it gave me a chuckle. Enjoy.

( Cut for the uninterested -- some NWS language )