Teenage Rants and Laughing
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kybearfuzzOkay, I was looking up my buddy ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bleuvalentines and noted her listing our high school in her profile. So I clicked the link just to see what other high school alumni might be on LJ and came across this journal entry by a young woman whose out-of-control, stream-of-consciousness rant about a girl named Mandy had me giggling. I guess this is how a teenager's mind flows and it gave me a chuckle. Enjoy.
Title: MANDY GAHH MANDY I HATE YOU OMG OM GOD
Fucking bitchslutwhorecuntahh.
So according to her, I'm gonna get slapped for calling people with dark hair and dark complection who speak spanish 'Mexican'.
OMG I'M SORRY TO THOSE WHO I OFFEND FOR NOT SAYING 'LATINO'... every time I think of the word 'latino' I think of Jennifer Lopez, and not only do I think of Date Movie, I become sick to my stomach.
God I hate that bitch so much.
She called Lori a dude I MEAN COME ON.
She must know alot of men with breast nipples. (this excludes manboobs)
Why didn't I just snap on her when she tried to stab me with that pointy lip gloss? I should have just grabbed her by the throat and threw her into the enormus metal heater. Then, rip out her earrings and shoved them down her cocksucking throat.
Stupid whore.
I hate how passive I am.
GAHHH.
She copies off me nonstop and constantly asks me for help about stupid bullshit. But I just smile. GRR.
-stabstabstabmandystabfacestabstab-
-ahem-
Anyway, the whole Mexican conversation began when I saw two new kids, both with dark hair and dark complection.. I know I'm spelling that wrong... shhh... yeah well our 'group' plans to steal them, since we never get the new people. They always go to the preps. Plus, we need some diversity. We have a Catholic, though.
And I'm becoming Satanic?
Hmm... this is like a poorly casted sit com.
... all that aside, DIE MANDY DIE -stab-
I don't wish death upon anyone, I wish hate upon her. Just to say.
bleuvalentines and noted her listing our high school in her profile. So I clicked the link just to see what other high school alumni might be on LJ and came across this journal entry by a young woman whose out-of-control, stream-of-consciousness rant about a girl named Mandy had me giggling. I guess this is how a teenager's mind flows and it gave me a chuckle. Enjoy.Title: MANDY GAHH MANDY I HATE YOU OMG OM GOD
Fucking bitchslutwhorecuntahh.
So according to her, I'm gonna get slapped for calling people with dark hair and dark complection who speak spanish 'Mexican'.
OMG I'M SORRY TO THOSE WHO I OFFEND FOR NOT SAYING 'LATINO'... every time I think of the word 'latino' I think of Jennifer Lopez, and not only do I think of Date Movie, I become sick to my stomach.
God I hate that bitch so much.
She called Lori a dude I MEAN COME ON.
She must know alot of men with breast nipples. (this excludes manboobs)
Why didn't I just snap on her when she tried to stab me with that pointy lip gloss? I should have just grabbed her by the throat and threw her into the enormus metal heater. Then, rip out her earrings and shoved them down her cocksucking throat.
Stupid whore.
I hate how passive I am.
GAHHH.
She copies off me nonstop and constantly asks me for help about stupid bullshit. But I just smile. GRR.
-stabstabstabmandystabfacestabstab-
-ahem-
Anyway, the whole Mexican conversation began when I saw two new kids, both with dark hair and dark complection.. I know I'm spelling that wrong... shhh... yeah well our 'group' plans to steal them, since we never get the new people. They always go to the preps. Plus, we need some diversity. We have a Catholic, though.
And I'm becoming Satanic?
Hmm... this is like a poorly casted sit com.
... all that aside, DIE MANDY DIE -stab-
I don't wish death upon anyone, I wish hate upon her. Just to say.
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Date: 2007-10-09 06:19 pm (UTC)wait, that's not all that different from stuff I read in older peoples' journals. o.O
I especially love, "breast nipples" and "We have a Catholic, though."
Just to say.
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Date: 2007-10-09 08:20 pm (UTC)Just to say :D
She said Manboobs......
Date: 2007-10-09 07:23 pm (UTC)There are sooooo many goodies in this one, I have no idea where to begin.
stab her with a point lip gloss... we have a catholic....
"every time I think of the word 'latino' I think of Jennifer Lopez, and not only do I think of Date Movie, I become sick to my stomach.".....
this is downright hysterical...
just to say.
Re: She said Manboobs......
Date: 2007-10-09 08:22 pm (UTC)You have to remember, she lives in a small KY town where there are few minorities and most folks are Baptist. Still, the rant makes me think of padded walls, her words written in nail polish on the sides...
Just to say :D
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Date: 2007-10-10 03:46 am (UTC)I'm guessing this is someone listed as a CHS person? I'm sooo updating my profile and taking that off now. *laugh*
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Date: 2007-10-10 11:06 am (UTC)***stabkillMandybitchstab***
... is still cranking out those southern gentleman..
***stabfaceMandyCatholicManboobs***
... and debutantes to carry on in the next millenium.
... just to say :P
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Date: 2007-10-10 10:28 pm (UTC)The "we have a Catholic" is pretty good for a giggle, you're right.
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Date: 2007-10-11 12:01 am (UTC)And who knew that Catholics were a minority :D