Miscellaneous things of the day...

[kybearfuzz]

I had a great three hour phone chat with mat_t last night. All the topics we covered, time just flew by. I'm looking forward to his visit next month. :)

Work was okay.. nothing exciting today.

I got home and turned on the TV, which had been left on Court TV. I like to watch "Forensic Files" and such at night. Well, naturally, I got bombarded with the Michael Jackson trial. Apparently a devout nut fan passed out in the courthouse. She is there every day at 6 AM, has not had sex in 18 years because she's saving herself for Michael, and wants to have 12 babies with him. Ewwwwww! What is it about this freak guy girl Diana Ross lookalike person that inspires such bizarre devotion? I foresee an MJ cult who off themselves wearing tennis shoes, purple shrouds, and one white sequined glove after drinking poisoned "happy juice."

I mean, it's not like he's someone worthy of such devotion. Not like my fantasy husband, Jeremy Piven (Keep your cubby paws off of him, cincycub!!!). He's mine mine mine...

Comments

[dendren.livejournal.com]

hmmmm... Piven's very hot... but you are too. Let's just settle this and have you boys do a film together and we'll all be quite happy I'm sure.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. well, thanks :)

I'd only do nudity if it were integral to the plot, so I'd make sure the plot included lots of sex and basically he'd have to do the entire film naked.... not that I've given this a lot of thought ;)

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to get any work done with you talking like this.

By the way, I get to direct the film. ;)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, just to be clear, nudity would be *extremely* integral to the plot. Seeing as how there would be very little dialog in this film, it would have to be carried by the visuals... hmmm... perhaps I should take a moment to visualize it now...

yeah... works fine (in my minds eye) without dialog, but definitely nudity and acrobatic movements for you both

So when should I arrive with the video camera and film crew? I'll take care of being fluffer...

;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Acrobatic movements? Damn, I need to get to the gym, then!

[dendren.livejournal.com]

didn't I tell you, I signed you up for the touring company of Cirque du Kybearfuzz... we'll have ya swingin from the trapeze in no time.

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

Well I give up. I'm not going to get any work done now.

I was thinking more along the lines of a pirate movie. If you want acrobatics, he could swing between the two ships. And or course there would have to be a lot of raping and pillaging and unsheathing of the sword. :D

[dendren.livejournal.com]

oooooooh... yes, unsheathe that sword matey!!! I'm liking the pirate idea.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, I go to one meeting and you all have the movie already planned out! Well, it's not like I don't have the pirate outfit already!

[dendren.livejournal.com]

no no no... you've forgotten already... no plot, no dialog, no clothes... *nekid* pirate movie. You and Piven... Swords unsheathed, man against man, sword against sword to the uh... climactic finale.

{closes eyes, imagines the visuals... heavy contented sigh}

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

I think I just felt a shiver in me timbers.