Miscellaneous things of the day...

[kybearfuzz]

I had a great three hour phone chat with mat_t last night. All the topics we covered, time just flew by. I'm looking forward to his visit next month. :)

Work was okay.. nothing exciting today.

I got home and turned on the TV, which had been left on Court TV. I like to watch "Forensic Files" and such at night. Well, naturally, I got bombarded with the Michael Jackson trial. Apparently a devout nut fan passed out in the courthouse. She is there every day at 6 AM, has not had sex in 18 years because she's saving herself for Michael, and wants to have 12 babies with him. Ewwwwww! What is it about this freak guy girl Diana Ross lookalike person that inspires such bizarre devotion? I foresee an MJ cult who off themselves wearing tennis shoes, purple shrouds, and one white sequined glove after drinking poisoned "happy juice."

I mean, it's not like he's someone worthy of such devotion. Not like my fantasy husband, Jeremy Piven (Keep your cubby paws off of him, cincycub!!!). He's mine mine mine...

Comments

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

Sorry...I am older....I have first dibs on him......should we wrestle for him?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Now now... how is your age supposed to give you dibs on him??? I say we wrestle then! LOL... You're going down :)

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe....no you're gonna be going down....in more ways than one boy! :-)

As for age....well...respect your elders...give up your bus seat to them, hold doors for them, let them have first naked dibs on Jeremy Priven....etc

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, there is respectful.. and then there's crazy. I'd have to draw the line somewhere.... :)

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehe....we can just wrestle then and resolve it that way

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

Hmm..
You two wrestling? That would be hot!
Make sure I'm invited to the match!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we can sell tickets and raffle off the loser to the crowd.. because the winner gets Piven!

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

I'd buy a ticket and then root for daltxfurry to win. ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Sigh.. it's becoming a conspiracy against me :)

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

That way you would be the loser and get raffled off. I'd take you over Piven any day. ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Awww... thanks :D

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

Sorry guys, but Jeremy just called me and told me he is saving himself for ME. Some things were just not meant to be shared.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm sure that call was from Don Knotts doing his Jeremy Piven impression. Piven is all mine ;)

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

You know, now that I think of it, he did begin the conversation with, "Hey Andy".

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled, I've been there... He hypnotizes with those buggy eyes of his.

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

I've been hypnotized by guys before, but just not by their bug eyes, other things were bugging out.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... there are so many different ways to take that statement... :)

[spatts5.livejournal.com]

as long as Jeremy Piven is involved, you can take it any way you like.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a guy after my own heart :)

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Um... No... Piven's mine. |:(

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ.. :)

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

Oh ho... I think not, my friend.

I would be civil and recommending sharing him, odd days and even days, but I think I like the wrestling suggestion better. ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems to be on a wrestling kick tonight.. the question is can I take both you and daltxfurry???

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

Well while the three of you are wrestling, I'll keep jeremy company.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Evil man! You probably put the others up to this in order to distract me. Jeremy is true to me, I trust him! :)

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you trust him, I lust him.

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

I'm dragging you in the ring!!

Jeremy can fend for himself while we sort this out.

Or join us... Either way...

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

HOnestly, I'd probably lose. But it'd be fun while it lasted!

[kakiniry.livejournal.com]

Well I must chime in that I did see Jeremy in person in just a skimpy bathing suit...and he ddin't seem to be saving himself for anyone :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

And did you not take pictures????!

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

*bows before you*

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

I had a great time chatting too. :) And to think, I just called to ask you a question... *g* I need to remember to call you more often...I'm generally terrible about doing that.

So, I'll share Jeremy with you... *smiles as he imagines having both of you in front of him*

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. It's surprising how time can fly. And many people want to borrow or share Jeremy... what to do, what to do...

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to do this, but who's Jeremy Piven?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy! :)

Look and learn here (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005315/)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

hmmmm... Piven's very hot... but you are too. Let's just settle this and have you boys do a film together and we'll all be quite happy I'm sure.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. well, thanks :)

I'd only do nudity if it were integral to the plot, so I'd make sure the plot included lots of sex and basically he'd have to do the entire film naked.... not that I've given this a lot of thought ;)

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to get any work done with you talking like this.

By the way, I get to direct the film. ;)

[dendren.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, just to be clear, nudity would be *extremely* integral to the plot. Seeing as how there would be very little dialog in this film, it would have to be carried by the visuals... hmmm... perhaps I should take a moment to visualize it now...

yeah... works fine (in my minds eye) without dialog, but definitely nudity and acrobatic movements for you both

So when should I arrive with the video camera and film crew? I'll take care of being fluffer...

;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Acrobatic movements? Damn, I need to get to the gym, then!

[dendren.livejournal.com]

didn't I tell you, I signed you up for the touring company of Cirque du Kybearfuzz... we'll have ya swingin from the trapeze in no time.

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

Well I give up. I'm not going to get any work done now.

I was thinking more along the lines of a pirate movie. If you want acrobatics, he could swing between the two ships. And or course there would have to be a lot of raping and pillaging and unsheathing of the sword. :D

[dendren.livejournal.com]

oooooooh... yes, unsheathe that sword matey!!! I'm liking the pirate idea.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, I go to one meeting and you all have the movie already planned out! Well, it's not like I don't have the pirate outfit already!

[dendren.livejournal.com]

no no no... you've forgotten already... no plot, no dialog, no clothes... *nekid* pirate movie. You and Piven... Swords unsheathed, man against man, sword against sword to the uh... climactic finale.

{closes eyes, imagines the visuals... heavy contented sigh}

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

I think I just felt a shiver in me timbers.

[kenetha65.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I can ask someone this . . . is it sick of me to get all excited during that scene where he's having sex with a hooker in Very Bad Things? I mean, not only is it a woman he's having sex with but she ends up getting killed too . . . but wow . . just seeing him having sex, no matter how fake . . .

Okay. I guess I am a sicko. :D

Nice to meetcha, BTW.
-Ken, near Louisville like you're near Cincinnati.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Howdy Ken!

I don't think it's sick at all, I've often enjoyed the sight of Jeremy's furry butt and other furry parts of him in that movie. I just ignore the hooker chick...