Dreaming of Minding My Own Business When...

[kybearfuzz]

I was going to say that I had another weird dream this morning, but most of them are weird, right?

In this dream, I was out of town somewhere. It felt like I was staying at some kind of resort and I might have been there for work, but it's not clear. At some point, on my own time, I went to the back deck of a cabin or building with my laptop/iPad for a little "me time." It was a nice day so I thought going outside would be great.

I was on some sort of website that was more like Facebook, but seemed to have some sort of proximity-displaying element like Scruff or Growlr. While I was searching around and minding my own business, a young woman and her two young daughters came walking through the grass to play. I looked up at her and saw it was Candace Cameron Bure, the "Christian" actress and talk-show host.

Now I am not one of those people who go nuts over celebrities, especially when I don't agree with their political or religious viewpoints, so I just politely nodded and smiled and went back to my laptop.

A few moments later, a new "post" appeared on the website from Bure. It read something like this:

• "Why is that guys like to sit alone in the park by themselves? It's very creepy when a mom is out with her kids."

And she tagged me, by name, in the post, which is why I think it popped up on my feed. Very surprised, I looked up and around for her, seeing how she just called me out, wondering if she'd be brave enough to confront me face-to-face. She had gone to play elsewhere it seems.

I sat back and was working up my response, hitting her with the fact it is a public space (but not a park, as I recall) and that it is unfair to infer that I'm creepy considering that she doesn't know me, but feel comfortable enough to publicly post about me otherwise. I was probably going to throw some serious shade at her political beliefs fueling these perceptions.

However, I never got the chance to type up these things as I woke up. You dodged my wrath this round, Candace.

Comments

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

My irritating dream this morning involved a weird dome-shaped elevator that refused to stop at any of the floors people wanted to get off on. I woke up before we figured it out completely, but I think it was because you had to leave the cardkey for your room in the slot after you entered the floor number, and it would give it back after you arrived. Although that doesn't explain why the numbers would go zooming far past what you were trying to reach when you tried to enter a floor number using the arrow keys instead of the keypad. I think it was just a very badly-designed elevator.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

So you were trapped in an elevator in the dream? Yikes.

I stayed in a hotel in Italy where the lights in the room wouldn't turn on unless you put your room key in a slot near the door. I know it was designed to save on power, but it really forced you to remember to grab your room key before you left!

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

"The View" hired her this season. Every time she's on, the show is dumbed down. She's the so called "conservative" now on the program replacing the much more intelligent, sane and charming Nicole Wallace. In fact the program, which I still watch daily is just plain annoying now. Candace brings up her faith about every segment. Whoever is producing the program now has a very strong conservative bias. Yuck! Your dream very much sounds like reality when it comes to her ...

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I don't watch the show, thank heavens. I think I would not be able to contain my disdain for the obvious crap she spews, though I am and have always been a huge fan of Whoopi Goldberg!