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kybearfuzzMy morning dream was quite the doozy...
I was driving to a drug company in a rural area of Kentucky. It was a Friday, and as I pulled up to the company, representatives of the firm were not happy to see me. They were cordial, but you can tell that I was not welcome. I felt like I was interrupting something they had planned. The firm was in trouble and I had been sent there to find out what was going on.
As they scrambled to gather the management (something I'm rather used to really), I found out that they had a softball game planned and I was invited to go. I ended up going with them (something I usually wouldn't do). The game took up a lot of the day and we were heading back to the plant. I was getting worried that I had blown the entire day and I was wondering how I was going to explain this to my boss. The firm left me at the field, so I had to walk back to the company, going through some wooded areas and a run down town on the way.
I ended up in a garage where the mechanic and his family were chasing me. Their child, who appeared to be a deformed toddler of sorts, ended up pursuing me through the building with a jagged hunting knife. The brat got a few cuts on me, covering my white shirt with a splatter of blood. I ended up losing the kid and walking through a wooded area where I was rescued by a secretary from the company who picked me up in her jeep.
When we got back to the company, I was waiting for the managers to appear. Through one of the doors to the bathroom, I could see the managers were trying to hang themselves. Each of them had a makeshift noose around their necks and they were looped over the dividers between the urinals. As they realized I was there, they removed the nooses and appeared to be embarrassed that I'd seen this.
My inspection was completely out of my control. One of the managers was conducting experiments and I was participating (again, something I'd never do). He gave one of the burly workers a shot and he shrank in size to about an inch in height. As I was waiting my turn, the manager asked me to change out of my blood soaked clothes. He gave me a pair of clear plastic boxers. Then gave me a clear, plastic lab coat and asked me to cover up as people could see my junk. Even in the dream, I thought this was weird.
Before the experiment could begin, it was interrupted by two of the employees having a wedding. My plastic garments disappeared and was replaced with my original clothes. Everyone was sitting in old wooden bleachers. While the ceremony was going on, the evil toddler showed up and started laughing at me. He climbed up the bleachers and sat next to me. Knowing he couldn't attack me here, I didn't budge. He looked at me and giggled that he was going to wet himself on purpose to get at me.
The wedding ended and a group of us was waiting in a railroad car for our rides to come. As I was waiting, a very cute cubby employee would not make eye contact with me. I couldn't figure out why as he was coordinating the rides. Eventually, it was my turn and he looked at me sadly. For some reason, I knew exactly why.
"I've been dead this whole time, haven't I?" I asked him.
He nodded and said yes. My ride was to take me to the hereafter. I wasn't sure when I died, or even how, but it seemed to explain the whole odd situation. I guess I had died on the way to the company.
And then I woke up, thanks to the morning meows of Maggie the Cat (tm).
I was driving to a drug company in a rural area of Kentucky. It was a Friday, and as I pulled up to the company, representatives of the firm were not happy to see me. They were cordial, but you can tell that I was not welcome. I felt like I was interrupting something they had planned. The firm was in trouble and I had been sent there to find out what was going on.
As they scrambled to gather the management (something I'm rather used to really), I found out that they had a softball game planned and I was invited to go. I ended up going with them (something I usually wouldn't do). The game took up a lot of the day and we were heading back to the plant. I was getting worried that I had blown the entire day and I was wondering how I was going to explain this to my boss. The firm left me at the field, so I had to walk back to the company, going through some wooded areas and a run down town on the way.
I ended up in a garage where the mechanic and his family were chasing me. Their child, who appeared to be a deformed toddler of sorts, ended up pursuing me through the building with a jagged hunting knife. The brat got a few cuts on me, covering my white shirt with a splatter of blood. I ended up losing the kid and walking through a wooded area where I was rescued by a secretary from the company who picked me up in her jeep.
When we got back to the company, I was waiting for the managers to appear. Through one of the doors to the bathroom, I could see the managers were trying to hang themselves. Each of them had a makeshift noose around their necks and they were looped over the dividers between the urinals. As they realized I was there, they removed the nooses and appeared to be embarrassed that I'd seen this.
My inspection was completely out of my control. One of the managers was conducting experiments and I was participating (again, something I'd never do). He gave one of the burly workers a shot and he shrank in size to about an inch in height. As I was waiting my turn, the manager asked me to change out of my blood soaked clothes. He gave me a pair of clear plastic boxers. Then gave me a clear, plastic lab coat and asked me to cover up as people could see my junk. Even in the dream, I thought this was weird.
Before the experiment could begin, it was interrupted by two of the employees having a wedding. My plastic garments disappeared and was replaced with my original clothes. Everyone was sitting in old wooden bleachers. While the ceremony was going on, the evil toddler showed up and started laughing at me. He climbed up the bleachers and sat next to me. Knowing he couldn't attack me here, I didn't budge. He looked at me and giggled that he was going to wet himself on purpose to get at me.
The wedding ended and a group of us was waiting in a railroad car for our rides to come. As I was waiting, a very cute cubby employee would not make eye contact with me. I couldn't figure out why as he was coordinating the rides. Eventually, it was my turn and he looked at me sadly. For some reason, I knew exactly why.
"I've been dead this whole time, haven't I?" I asked him.
He nodded and said yes. My ride was to take me to the hereafter. I wasn't sure when I died, or even how, but it seemed to explain the whole odd situation. I guess I had died on the way to the company.
And then I woke up, thanks to the morning meows of Maggie the Cat (tm).
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Date: 2014-06-15 02:08 pm (UTC)It appears you have at least the three first episodes of a television series plotted out in this dream!
WOW!
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Date: 2014-06-15 09:42 pm (UTC)Add in some filler, and some dialogue to expound upon the character's personalities, and you've got a mini series going on there!
That was a very intense dream.
HUGS
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Date: 2014-06-16 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-17 03:40 am (UTC)You need to do this as a graphic novel!!
(and seriously start watching comedies)
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Date: 2014-06-18 01:40 pm (UTC)And dreams like this, as freaky as they are, really don't bother me.