A Nekkid Surreal Life...
Feb. 15th, 2004 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kybearfuzzThings finally get naked on the Surreal Life.
This episode started off with a phone call from a mystery celebrity. That celebrity being Vince Neil. To me, they are stretching the meaning of "celebrity" with him. Our Not-So-Brady Bunch were off to Desert Shadows, a two-hour drive away. This, of course, is my idea of the 8th circle of Dante’s hell, a two-hour ride listening to Vanilla Ass’ rapping.
Upon arrival, the cast is checking in at the resort only to have the desk clerk walk around without pants. Apparently, Desert Shadows is a nudist resort. Yeah, it looked like the guy who puts the blur over nekkid parts was going to be busy this episode. Trashelle amazes me, she can curse like a sailor, but refers to a penis as a "pee pee."
Tammy Faye naturally had an adverse reaction to it, she spent the day at the hotel across the street. The rest of the crew had a naked volleyball match. None of our cast of monkeys went naked, but the team they played were "au naturel." Not the most attractive crowd on the other team, I’ll admit. In fact, none were attractive to me at all… okay, there was one or two, but in a crowd that large, that’s not a high percentage. Seeing skanky Vince Neil shirtless and covered in tattoos was unappealing.. ick. Makes me feel like I need a bath.
Our team wins the lobster dinner and Trashelle decides to not be the prude and go nekkid for the fans. It took many drinks for that to happen I think. She pops her towel off and then yells at the rest for being "pervs." Ron decides to follow suit and go bottomless.. and we get a blurred spot on his crotch area. Tracie reneges on her promise to show if Ron shows.. typical, considering she likely has the best body of all of them.
On to the karaoke bar after picking up Tammy Faye. Autographs, pictures, and dancing ensue… and some bad singing. Vanilla Ass refuses singing the song that made him a star, so naturally the girls do and do it badly. Finally, Ass Ass Baby relents and gives it a go and actually does a fair job, gets his rounds of cheers, which I think makes him feel good.
We drop Tammy off at her hotel and we’re back to the nudist resort. Getting ready for the hot tub and watching Erik and Vanilla Rob act like they are pooping food. The girls are playing tug of war with Ron’s shorts. The thrill is gone, everyone, Ron has flashed the goods. At the hot tub, everyone is getting nekkid, except for Tracie, who doesn’t feel like it. While Ron and Tracie are away, Trashelle is getting comfy with the other guys… one of them who was pretty hot. The night ends with a preview of next week's final episode.
This episode started off with a phone call from a mystery celebrity. That celebrity being Vince Neil. To me, they are stretching the meaning of "celebrity" with him. Our Not-So-Brady Bunch were off to Desert Shadows, a two-hour drive away. This, of course, is my idea of the 8th circle of Dante’s hell, a two-hour ride listening to Vanilla Ass’ rapping.
Upon arrival, the cast is checking in at the resort only to have the desk clerk walk around without pants. Apparently, Desert Shadows is a nudist resort. Yeah, it looked like the guy who puts the blur over nekkid parts was going to be busy this episode. Trashelle amazes me, she can curse like a sailor, but refers to a penis as a "pee pee."
Tammy Faye naturally had an adverse reaction to it, she spent the day at the hotel across the street. The rest of the crew had a naked volleyball match. None of our cast of monkeys went naked, but the team they played were "au naturel." Not the most attractive crowd on the other team, I’ll admit. In fact, none were attractive to me at all… okay, there was one or two, but in a crowd that large, that’s not a high percentage. Seeing skanky Vince Neil shirtless and covered in tattoos was unappealing.. ick. Makes me feel like I need a bath.
Our team wins the lobster dinner and Trashelle decides to not be the prude and go nekkid for the fans. It took many drinks for that to happen I think. She pops her towel off and then yells at the rest for being "pervs." Ron decides to follow suit and go bottomless.. and we get a blurred spot on his crotch area. Tracie reneges on her promise to show if Ron shows.. typical, considering she likely has the best body of all of them.
On to the karaoke bar after picking up Tammy Faye. Autographs, pictures, and dancing ensue… and some bad singing. Vanilla Ass refuses singing the song that made him a star, so naturally the girls do and do it badly. Finally, Ass Ass Baby relents and gives it a go and actually does a fair job, gets his rounds of cheers, which I think makes him feel good.
We drop Tammy off at her hotel and we’re back to the nudist resort. Getting ready for the hot tub and watching Erik and Vanilla Rob act like they are pooping food. The girls are playing tug of war with Ron’s shorts. The thrill is gone, everyone, Ron has flashed the goods. At the hot tub, everyone is getting nekkid, except for Tracie, who doesn’t feel like it. While Ron and Tracie are away, Trashelle is getting comfy with the other guys… one of them who was pretty hot. The night ends with a preview of next week's final episode.
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Date: 2004-02-21 09:12 am (UTC)I didn't watch last season, but the mix of Ron and Tammy promised some sparks that didn't happen, but I'm pleased with the show.