Well, I would probably go after Bieber first only because I find him more annoying. I'd say castrate him, but I think that's already been done.
Perhaps the easiest and more vile would be to attach (glue, graft, etc.) headphones to both, each playing the other's music at blaring levels. Explain to them that the music only ends when the other dies, hand them the tools of torture, and watch it unfold from a safe location.... while eating popcorn.
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Date: 2010-09-03 02:08 pm (UTC)Perhaps the easiest and more vile would be to attach (glue, graft, etc.) headphones to both, each playing the other's music at blaring levels. Explain to them that the music only ends when the other dies, hand them the tools of torture, and watch it unfold from a safe location.... while eating popcorn.