Captured by Aliens
Nov. 25th, 2008 06:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kybearfuzzThe dream last night was a doozy. It has aliens, pet food, and a stolen car.
My sister and I were in a food warehouse where we (along with the other shoppers) were captured by aliens. Stupid aliens. We tried to sneak out and hid beside some small pallets but were found. Our socks and shoes were taken from us at some point.
The aliens were having an auction where one alien wanted to buy me and my sister. The alien purchaser was warned about something in his language, which sounded like a series of clicks and garbles. One alien held up a sign in English that said, "Medicated humans can't be used as food." To which our purchaser responded that we were going to be used for pet food manufacturing.
While he handled the paperwork, my sister and I were sent to his vehicle, which was a normal SUV. I happened to find our shoes and socks on the dock and we put them on quickly. My sister jumped in the driver's side of the SUV which had the keys in it and I hopped in the other.
When the selling alien saw us, I yelled to him, "He told us to go ahead and he'd meet us there!"
"Okay!" the alien responded and waved us off. I told you they were dumb.
As we drove down the hill from the store in the snow, sliding about, partly from the weather and partly from my sister's driving, the car phone rang. Yeah, a car phone. It was our purchaser who asked us if there was a white towel in the back seat. There was and he asked if we would drive it back to the warehouse as it was from his hotel and he was going to be charged for it if he didn't return it.
"Ummm... nice try," my sister responded.
"F*@k you!" the alien responded and then hung up.
My sister and I then drove away in our stolen vehicle, talking about board games.
My sister and I were in a food warehouse where we (along with the other shoppers) were captured by aliens. Stupid aliens. We tried to sneak out and hid beside some small pallets but were found. Our socks and shoes were taken from us at some point.
The aliens were having an auction where one alien wanted to buy me and my sister. The alien purchaser was warned about something in his language, which sounded like a series of clicks and garbles. One alien held up a sign in English that said, "Medicated humans can't be used as food." To which our purchaser responded that we were going to be used for pet food manufacturing.
While he handled the paperwork, my sister and I were sent to his vehicle, which was a normal SUV. I happened to find our shoes and socks on the dock and we put them on quickly. My sister jumped in the driver's side of the SUV which had the keys in it and I hopped in the other.
When the selling alien saw us, I yelled to him, "He told us to go ahead and he'd meet us there!"
"Okay!" the alien responded and waved us off. I told you they were dumb.
As we drove down the hill from the store in the snow, sliding about, partly from the weather and partly from my sister's driving, the car phone rang. Yeah, a car phone. It was our purchaser who asked us if there was a white towel in the back seat. There was and he asked if we would drive it back to the warehouse as it was from his hotel and he was going to be charged for it if he didn't return it.
"Ummm... nice try," my sister responded.
"F*@k you!" the alien responded and then hung up.
My sister and I then drove away in our stolen vehicle, talking about board games.
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