Coffee and Calamity

[kybearfuzz]

Big Happy Birthday Howdy to aceofspace! I hope it is a great one!

This morning my office was rocked by a horrible tragedy. Our coffee machine died.

I was not there to see the events that led up to its demise. One eye-witness account stated that she was innocently using the microwave nearby when she heard a very loud pop. Sparks flew out of its rear like my backside the morning after a spicy Chipotle dinner. The coffee machine sputtered and brewed no more.

News of the passing of the beloved coffee machine went through the building at an alarming rate. Many came to observe the site in memorial, though I strongly suspect they raced there to get one last cup before the last pot got empty or cold. Many who came too late to get their morning java on this cold winter morning have become sullen and bitchy.

When I suggested that there was some instant coffee, one employee sobbed, "You just don't CARE! You never cared!!!" and ran off in a teared frenzy to her desk.

I don't care. I drink Diet Coke in the morning.

Comments

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

Oh, my caffeine addicted friends. What will you do when the world runs out of coffee. It will be a sad, sad day...., AND YOU'LL ALL BE BITCHY!

-- Caffeine Free

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... I suspect we'll never run out of caffeine in one form or another... And the world will be jittery!

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

...and a massive headache.

Note to self: By stock in Advil now.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.. you might make quite a bit of money there. Are you up for being a sugar daddy? :)

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that I'm old enough to be a sugar daddy?

Be very careful how you answer that, buddy.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I never said anything about age, just referencing your certain pot of gold in a future on caffeine and you with Advil stock!

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

Good answer!

It's the whole "dad" thing in Daddy that just seems to imply someone old for me. I dunno.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. how about "hot mattress kitten"? You're only four years older than me, so you are far from daddy territory...

[snowboardjoe.livejournal.com]

Do I dare ask what the definition of a "hot mattress kitten" is?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the imagination conjures up images that defy description.

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

Now that was a pleasant picture. lol.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. well, I'm all about the visual :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It went through a couple of revisions before I got it just right :)

[carytown.livejournal.com]

you have no soul... life without coffee..feh

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

No one ever burned their coochie-area with a bottle of Diet Coke, that's all I'm saying.

[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

ROFL....I'm laughing so hard I am crying just because I could just "hear" you saying that. Thank you!