Random Fun Moments from Today

[kybearfuzz]

Just the odds and ends that made me giggle today.

1. While eating lunch at Applebee's today, I was waited on by a young lady named Kristen, a naturally attractive young lady with dark short, curly hair and a raspy voice designed for phone sex operators. She said to me, "Hi, my name is Kristen and I'll be taking care of you today. I'm in training... so... bear with me... " Happily, lunch went off without a hitch.
   
2. "Moist" has been redefined. When I was asked if my hometown was "wet" (i.e. sells alcohol), I replied that it is served only in restaurants, but not sold in liquor or grocery stores. The questioner then stated, "oh, so it's 'moist.'"
   
3. I was talking with a young lady today who claims to be a very poor cook. She said she could bake potatoes. I told her that she probably can make mashed potatoes then.
   -- She replied, "how do you mash them?"
   -- I said, "With a mixer or a potato masher."
   -- She asked, "What's a potato masher?"
   
4. On the Berea College campus, you never were accused of being drunk as the campus security guys did not have a breatholizer (sp?), so you were often cited for "internal possession" of alcohol. True story...

Comments

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

No, ossifer, I don't have any in my internal possession. I pissed it out already. Kthxbye.

[teachingcub.livejournal.com]

Burnside (the town south of Somerset) is now "moist." We like that phase in southern KY.