Paris Hilton and Drunking Drive.. Occifer...

Apparently, bad actress and questionable chanteuse Paris Hilton was pulled over for DUI. According to the report, the officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication and gave her a field sobriety test. My guess is that she complained that she doesn't do well on written exams.... but she thinks they're hot.

The story is here.

On an unrelated note, I did buy a used DVD of House of Wax for $5 at Blockbuster. The special effects were actually pretty good and seeing Paris buy it is good for the occasional laugh. Don't judge me.. it was only $5... :)