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Monday Morning Rant On....
Oct. 4th, 2004 10:55 am... The Foghorn.
For those of you who have not read this before, the Foghorn is my arch-nemesis here in office. Possessing no sense of tact and very little intelligence, this airheaded secretary somehow gets on my nerves like no other person on earth.
Because of her lack of organizational skills.. or any other skill for that matter.., I have to do a filing project that eats up time on my part. I came to my new cubicle to find several boxes full of multiple volumes of paper that needed to be cataloged and stored. I was not in the mood for this and just wondered why I'm having to do a secretarial chore when the dingbat was running around annoying my weary co-workers.
I've come to the conclusion that it's due to her backwater genetic inbreeding. How else could she possibly have barely enough mental capacity to walk and seven toes on each foot. She should be in the Guinness Book of Records for the lowest functioning IQ. She makes Anna Nicole look like Einstein. I should think of ways to do her in, like putting a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...
.. ah, evil thoughts passing.. I feel better ;)
For those of you who have not read this before, the Foghorn is my arch-nemesis here in office. Possessing no sense of tact and very little intelligence, this airheaded secretary somehow gets on my nerves like no other person on earth.
Because of her lack of organizational skills.. or any other skill for that matter.., I have to do a filing project that eats up time on my part. I came to my new cubicle to find several boxes full of multiple volumes of paper that needed to be cataloged and stored. I was not in the mood for this and just wondered why I'm having to do a secretarial chore when the dingbat was running around annoying my weary co-workers.
I've come to the conclusion that it's due to her backwater genetic inbreeding. How else could she possibly have barely enough mental capacity to walk and seven toes on each foot. She should be in the Guinness Book of Records for the lowest functioning IQ. She makes Anna Nicole look like Einstein. I should think of ways to do her in, like putting a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...
.. ah, evil thoughts passing.. I feel better ;)
