Mark the Plumber -- A Photo Story

[kybearfuzz]

I love my house. It's one main drawback is that it only has ONE bathroom. So the toilet has been making a gulping sound of late when the tank is refilling. The noise scared my mom on her last visit. I told her she had broken the toilet and would now have to go outside in the woods. She replied, "Been there and done that." Mom is of the outhouse generation...

Instead of finding a plumber and paying through the nose, I decided to fix it myself, one of the other joys of homeowning. I stopped off at Home Depot and a cute and helpful guy told me what I needed to fix the noise and I was on my way.

Never one to let a potential disaster go unrecorded, I took pictures along the way of my attempt at manly repair.




The gulping toilet in my house. The noise was disturbing at times.



If you're going to be a plumber it's best to dress the part -- ball cap, sports shirt and jeans -- call it method acting.



The fix is in the box, nice and compact.



So much in here, what to use and what to put back???



The thingee goes where???



Taking things apart from below. Non-Union Butt Crack.



Fill valve removal was successful. I thumped my chest in pride.



After a success, a break is required per Union regulations!



After reassembling the toilet with the new fill valve, I listened for the hopeful absence of the gulping noise. I am the Toilet Whisperer.



The Gulping is Gone! In celebration, I pounded my chest again :)



Like most manly guys, I popped myself another cold one.



GRRRRR! Crush that can with my forehead!!!



OW!



With the hard work done, I now have the evening free to pursue more wholesome activities, like drawing dirty pictures, reading comic books, and/or cruising the internet for porn.

Comments

[jkusters]

Awesome! :-)

JOhn.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... well, a gay man's guide would have a burly plumber come to your house and do it :)

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

Excellent photo story!!! I especially liked the butt crack shot. ;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you, handsome :)

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Your house is soooo gay. ;-)

Nice job on the toilet fixing.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of home repair.. I am learning :)

[neenie13.livejournal.com]

Ok....that was the funniest Picture Story I've seen in weeks! :D

Thanks for the saga!!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, anything to bring a smile to your face :)

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

LOL! Too much fun!

Gotta say, a certain one of those pictures made my mouth water....

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

It's the one with the Diet Coke.. no one can resist the lime flavored goodness....

[bleuvalentines.livejournal.com]

Oh Mark ... *lol*

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.. after years of my dad showing his crack all over Corbin, I am merely carrying on a family tradition :D

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

LOL...that was great!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hilarious. Two points:

1. You read the instructions??? What kind of manly man are you, anyways??

2. Plumber's crack usually isn't so hot!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

1. I'm a one-toilet household, I can't afford to screw it up :)

2. Awww.. thanks, I'm thinking about going into butt crack modeling.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Just say "yes" to that crack!!!!!

Butchest thing I've seen in weeks.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I've not shown 1% of the skin you've shown, handsome... and I do appreciate seeing it ;)

[dfwteddybear.livejournal.com]

So cute. :o)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

Aces

[bigreddee.livejournal.com]

Living with (and loving) a plumber...After careful inspection, we both approve of you following Union regulations...thumbs up! :)

Re: Aces

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're so lucky to have a live-in plumber! I'm sure he works on all your pipes at home :D

[divos-voids.livejournal.com]

such a tease! you'll show some crack....but where's the gratuitous belly shot????

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, a man has to have some modesty :)

[jeremasaur.livejournal.com]

Wow. I laughed out loud with the can hit to the floor. Thanks. :-)

And secondly... my goodness cute. :-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it handsome, Happy Friday :D

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

You need to borrow my hat.

:-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Why, is mine not technically correct??

[polomex.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ "ow"

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

How do the straight guys do it? Oh yeah, they're drunk normally...

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed this immensely. My friends journal-reading has suddenly been filled with some very depressing and emotional topics and light-hearted entries like this one returned a smile to my face. Thanks for being your cute and fun self.

Just some things I wanna point out. Great ass, I knew you had one. My, you can sure open your mouth wide. And that "cold one" looks like a diet coke. Shouldn't it be beer? OMG! I HAVE THOSE SHOWER CURTAINS!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, handsome.

This may be all you'll see of my ass without paying for dinner, though. My mouth? Oh, I'm not touching that one.... The cold one is a Diet Coke, you make do with what you have...

.. and I think every single man has these shower curtains :)

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

This was GREAT Mark. I think your expressions really made the post. ;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I think I can see you doing something like this, your expressions in pictures are priceless...

[dmckins.livejournal.com]

You are sooooo hired! When can you start? I want one of those power flusher thingie-mabobs in mine. Ben's ehem... visits aren't quite like they used to be. I need POWER FLUSH!

LOL

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I'd be afraid of the power flush. I just dont want it to go off accidently when the cat is drinking from the toilet. Poor kitty...

[truckerbear.livejournal.com]

This was great thanks for sharing!

Have to remember this when I attempt a home repair!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. you're welcome.

[bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com]

Well, you've outdone Niles and Frasier. good job. ;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Oh please, those pansies.... Though a shirtless Kelsey Grammar does things for me :)

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

The photo story was funny and a bit hot.

Woof. What a man!

Can we hire you out now?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it, Dave. As for hiring me out, I'm afraid not, I don't have the money for accidental residence demolition. :)

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

Woo-Hoo!!! Great Job, Great Pics....

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

I cannot BELIEVE you posted crack! Where is the kybearfuzz modesty I once knew?

LOL - and congrats :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.. I do recall an agreement between us that if I posted my ass on the net, you'd do the same. Hmmmmm... so when will Brian be posting crack...? :)

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT!!! LOVE YOU!!! Will you come to my house and work on my plumbing?

Sexy butt crack

The pic of you on lying ont he floor makes me thing evil, horrible, sinful thoughts......do it again.

The fact you showed some skin....is your way too high modesty finally breaking down? Please please please say yes!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL... one inch of butt cleavage does not a Gypsy Rose Lee make! And it was integral to the plot! :)

As for laying on the floor, I do it often.. :)