Mark the Plumber -- A Photo Story

[kybearfuzz]

I love my house. It's one main drawback is that it only has ONE bathroom. So the toilet has been making a gulping sound of late when the tank is refilling. The noise scared my mom on her last visit. I told her she had broken the toilet and would now have to go outside in the woods. She replied, "Been there and done that." Mom is of the outhouse generation...

Instead of finding a plumber and paying through the nose, I decided to fix it myself, one of the other joys of homeowning. I stopped off at Home Depot and a cute and helpful guy told me what I needed to fix the noise and I was on my way.

Never one to let a potential disaster go unrecorded, I took pictures along the way of my attempt at manly repair.




The gulping toilet in my house. The noise was disturbing at times.



If you're going to be a plumber it's best to dress the part -- ball cap, sports shirt and jeans -- call it method acting.



The fix is in the box, nice and compact.



So much in here, what to use and what to put back???



The thingee goes where???



Taking things apart from below. Non-Union Butt Crack.



Fill valve removal was successful. I thumped my chest in pride.



After a success, a break is required per Union regulations!



After reassembling the toilet with the new fill valve, I listened for the hopeful absence of the gulping noise. I am the Toilet Whisperer.



The Gulping is Gone! In celebration, I pounded my chest again :)



Like most manly guys, I popped myself another cold one.



GRRRRR! Crush that can with my forehead!!!



OW!



With the hard work done, I now have the evening free to pursue more wholesome activities, like drawing dirty pictures, reading comic books, and/or cruising the internet for porn.

Comments

[jkusters]

Awesome! :-)

JOhn.

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

Excellent photo story!!! I especially liked the butt crack shot. ;-)

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Your house is soooo gay. ;-)

Nice job on the toilet fixing.

[neenie13.livejournal.com]

Ok....that was the funniest Picture Story I've seen in weeks! :D

Thanks for the saga!!

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

LOL! Too much fun!

Gotta say, a certain one of those pictures made my mouth water....

[bleuvalentines.livejournal.com]

Oh Mark ... *lol*

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

LOL...that was great!

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hilarious. Two points:

1. You read the instructions??? What kind of manly man are you, anyways??

2. Plumber's crack usually isn't so hot!

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Just say "yes" to that crack!!!!!

Butchest thing I've seen in weeks.

[dfwteddybear.livejournal.com]

So cute. :o)

Aces

[bigreddee.livejournal.com]

Living with (and loving) a plumber...After careful inspection, we both approve of you following Union regulations...thumbs up! :)

[divos-voids.livejournal.com]

such a tease! you'll show some crack....but where's the gratuitous belly shot????

[jeremasaur.livejournal.com]

Wow. I laughed out loud with the can hit to the floor. Thanks. :-)

And secondly... my goodness cute. :-)

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

You need to borrow my hat.

:-)

[polomex.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ "ow"

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed this immensely. My friends journal-reading has suddenly been filled with some very depressing and emotional topics and light-hearted entries like this one returned a smile to my face. Thanks for being your cute and fun self.

Just some things I wanna point out. Great ass, I knew you had one. My, you can sure open your mouth wide. And that "cold one" looks like a diet coke. Shouldn't it be beer? OMG! I HAVE THOSE SHOWER CURTAINS!

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

This was GREAT Mark. I think your expressions really made the post. ;-)

[dmckins.livejournal.com]

You are sooooo hired! When can you start? I want one of those power flusher thingie-mabobs in mine. Ben's ehem... visits aren't quite like they used to be. I need POWER FLUSH!

LOL

[truckerbear.livejournal.com]

This was great thanks for sharing!

Have to remember this when I attempt a home repair!

[bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com]

Well, you've outdone Niles and Frasier. good job. ;-)

[cincy-dave.livejournal.com]

The photo story was funny and a bit hot.

Woof. What a man!

Can we hire you out now?

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

Woo-Hoo!!! Great Job, Great Pics....

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

I cannot BELIEVE you posted crack! Where is the kybearfuzz modesty I once knew?

LOL - and congrats :)

[daltxfurry.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT!!! LOVE YOU!!! Will you come to my house and work on my plumbing?

Sexy butt crack

The pic of you on lying ont he floor makes me thing evil, horrible, sinful thoughts......do it again.

The fact you showed some skin....is your way too high modesty finally breaking down? Please please please say yes!