The New Summer Intern

[kybearfuzz]

Every summer, our office gets permission to hire some summer students to help out with some administrative stuff at our office. This year, we have the daughter of one of my co-workers. Her name is Jenny and she is stunningly beautiful... and smart. It's nice to see that every blonde hired isn't a retard or bimbo.

I just walked past her cubicle and saw that she had hung up magazine pics of Matthew McConaughey (sp?), some other cutesy teen heart throb I had never heard of, and Nick and Jessica. While it is probably not the most appropriate stuff for our office, I have to admit that her innocent charm is refreshing around here.

Now if I could only hang up pictures of Bill Goldberg and Jeremy Piven (with fur, darn you for shaving it off, Jeremy.. bad boy!) at my desk ... sigh ...

Comments

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

LOL. Here are more fighting words, then.

I'm VERY SORRY FOR YOUR HORRIBLY OOO_GLAY SISTER. [shudders]

Unclean! Unclean! [scrubs out eyes with iron wool brush]

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Fine, ah'll send mah sister up there to either clean yur clock .. or marry you, whichever is worse!

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

Oh God, marrying is worse. Faaar worse. She looks like she could clean my clock, though. ;-)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Awww.. c'mon, my sister wouldn't hurt you much... but you'd have to service her in bed every night.. and did I mention her leather and bondage fetish? I hope you don't bruise easily....

[mikiedoggie.livejournal.com]

Stop projecting your fantasies of leather and bondage onto your poor poor disfigured sister. She's got enough problems without having to worry about getting a dominatrix outfit. ;-)