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I had planned to wake up and get to the gym this morning before the meeting today, but overslept. I was having an amazing dream, one of those rare dreams where you knew you were dreaming.

I'll skip the laboratory part where I had found the evidence to a killer's identity that got cooked by a Cajun chef (thank you CSI), and get to the one where I had a naked guy in my bed. He was furry as a wookiee and built like a pro-wrestler (think Bill Goldberg... yum!). I stripped down to nothing while he, barely covered by the bed sheet, was laying on my bed beckoning with a finger.

Howdy Soldier BoyAs I was about to leap onto that heap of furry man flesh, there was a knock at my door. It was my MOM! She walked in, my lover leaped under the cover and I scrambled to find my underwear. Mom slapped me upside the head (which she has never done), asked what we wanted for breakfast, and then told us to carry on. Thanks Mom... and then I woke up.. DAMN!

On the bright side, Richard Karn (Al from Home Improvement) is hosting an educational documentary about going to war on A & E Classroom this morning... He's wearing army fatigues and he's REALLY turning me on! Oh, to share a foxhole with him.....

Date: 2005-06-07 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifibear99.livejournal.com
Isn't that always the way with dreams. Hot guy in the bed and in walks mom. No wonder you woke up.

Mmmmm...Richard Karn

Date: 2005-06-07 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dfwteddybear.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm, Richard Karn AND Bill Goldberg.......

Date: 2005-06-07 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifibear99.livejournal.com
Mmmm...Richard Karn and Kybearfuzz....

Date: 2005-06-07 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dfwteddybear.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm, all the above.......*drool*

Date: 2005-06-07 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
LOL.. Oh I'd love to be in the middle of Richard Karn and Bill Goldberg...

Date: 2005-06-07 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baeritone.livejournal.com
Thank god....someone else who's turned on by camouflage. *lol*

Now I'M thinking about Goldberg in camos....*unghnghgn*

Date: 2005-06-07 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Now I'M thinking about Goldberg in camos...

Oh that is a good image... but no shirt....

Date: 2005-06-07 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com
Isn't Goldberg in some recent movie almost nekkid? Like that remake of "The Longest Yard"..?

Whenever I'm about to have sex in my dreams something horrible happens like I get leprosy or the person I'm with turns into a tentacle alien monster and and eats my arm. Guilt and shame? Of course!

Date: 2005-06-07 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kybearfuzz.livejournal.com
Oh, I'll have to look for Goldberg in some movies now.. yum!

...and this dream was particularly good, just the fact I knew it was a dream.....

Date: 2005-06-07 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arktos62.livejournal.com
Don't think Bill Goldberg has made it to Scotland yet, but having seen your comments I'll be Googling my way to him like a hot knife through butter. Richard Karn, I know of, and can only heartily endorse your views.

Date: 2005-06-07 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com
Now, you only need to program your mental dvd player to have erot-----ic dreams about Richard Karn tonight. That would make me horny, also. ;-)

Date: 2005-06-07 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
hmmmm... I've never heard it called a foxhole, but it's so sweet you want to share it with him.

>=)

yum... Richard Karn

OMG!

Date: 2005-06-07 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coltcub.livejournal.com
This is porn!

LOL

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