A Grand Idea for Friday!

[kybearfuzz]

Sent to me by a great co-worker...

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

These are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Comments

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

One of our BMs and I talk about combining our "lists" someday and seeing who we have in common.... hehe... great idea!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

One of your BM's??? Your BM's talk to you.. and you answer them? LOL! Sorry, couldn't help myself.... :D

[cincycub.livejournal.com]

Well this one tells me what I can and can't buy. It's important that I'm on her good side ;)

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

One per hour is not enough. There are too many people here that deserve a good slap. And my boss deserves 4 or 5. Can we make this a week long holiday?

Have fun with the parents this weekend.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Sigh... my folks canceled on me. My mom has the flu. :(

[scifibear99.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear about the parents. I hope your mom gets to feeling better. Traveling while your sick is no fun. Should you ever find yourself with the flu, I know an old Amish virgin remedy. Guaranteed to make you feel better. :)

[stereobare.livejournal.com]

"* No weapons are allowed...", what if you had a set of brass knuckles on the tips of your hand when slapping (in a back hand swing type form), is that allowed?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. I don't know.. I'll have to ask the person who sent me the rules if they are flexible. :)

[stereobare.livejournal.com]

Ok, so to make it less weapon like, how about 2 or 3 (or 4) rings gets soldered together

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, it says you can slap them, but makes no mention that you HAVE to take your rings off :)

[orange-groves.livejournal.com]

I wish I had seen this earlier!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Who is to say it's not applicable on other work days. :)