Odd sightings for the Week

[kybearfuzz]

This three-day road trip home was a very unusual one as I swear I've seen more little odd things than I usually do. I really need to get a small digital camera to carry with me so I can share these things. Here are a small sampling:

-- A bathtub sized vat of chocolate chip cookie dough. YUM! I wonder what it would be like to just dive in, mouth wide open.

-- A Baptist woman with the largest helmet of hair I've ever seen. The ozone layer must get depleted a little more each day because of her hairspray.

-- A street sign around Somerset, KY that read "Lois Lane." I found out it was named for some local lady named Lois. The guy who told me this didn't get the joke. Darn KY education system.

-- A cow in the road on my way from Barbourville, KY to London, KY. I turned the corner down this country highway and there she was. Lucky for me I had good breaks... and for her.

-- Another cute bear type at one of my inspections. Not so much family as just chatty. He worked alone at this place, I think he was just happy to have someone else to talk to.

All my work here is done. Tomorrow is the long drive back. I'll be doing the speed limit, taking my time. :)

Comments

[rockyjohn.livejournal.com]

There is a gay bar here in KC that has road signs all over the wall. One of them is Lois Lane. ;)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I saw that and thought that someone had to be a comic book fan, just a bit disappointed when I learned it was for another Lois.

[mooncub71.livejournal.com]

So let me get this straight. You turned onto Lois Lane where you saw a helmet headed Baptist woman the size of a cow sitting in, and eating, a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough (no wonder she looked like a cow), talking to a cute bear. I'd a run over her just for talking to the cute bear. Dammit, I just can't figure straight men out sometimes. LOL. Anyway, have a safe trip home. =)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

LOL.. if I had seen that, I would had to have gotten a camera from SOMEWHERE! Although, you make a good point, there are a great number of hot straight bear types attached to some of the homeliest women I've ever seen. Just go to Wal-Mart sometime and people watch.

[raphbearish.livejournal.com]

I think it's a myth, but I could be wrong, that eating cookie dough is bad because the eggs that you blended into it are uncooked so you're just making yourself potentially sick.

I like to believe there are different sizes of bathtubs. There's the classic size, then there's bear-sized (more round, good for two or more), then there's orgy-party XL (hot tub for 6). Which size bathtub are we talking here?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

This was a tub large enough to bath three or four decent sized men in. I was quite impressed.