Halloween Night

[kybearfuzz]

Trick-or-treaters were not out in mass last night. I bought 10 lbs of Tootsie Rolls and assorted candy and still have 2/3 of it left. I think I had about a dozen kids and I encouraged them to grab handful after handful. Sigh... I brought the rest to work so my co-workers will hopefully eat it.

I did find that sometimes enticement was needed to get the kids to the door. With the porch light on, I left the front door slightly ajar, so Murphy the Cat would plop himself down between it and the screen door. Kids saw Murphy and yelled "KITTY!" and came up. That's right, I whored my cat out to attract the kids. Don't judge. I had candy to be rid of. I'm not ashamed.

Between the sparse visits, I was watching my DVR'd shows and getting goofy texts from my sister. They went something like this:

Sis: "Happy Halloweenie to my favorite weenie!"
Me: "Happy Halloweenie!!"
Sis: "Weenie!"
Me: "You are what you eat, you know."
Sis: "LOL. True. Guess that makes us both weenies. Lol."
Me: "LOL! I've had four treaters in 30 minutes. Going to be a slow night."
Sis: "Haha. I've had zero. I never have any. Woohoo. Good thing 'cause all I got to give em is some bacon and maybe a couple of tomatoes."
Me: "LOL! Glad you're prepared!! ;-)"

Geez! It's November! Brrr!

Comments

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

At the last minute, I purchased candy. We had no trick or treaters for the second year in a row. Of course, we don't go out of our way to make our home welcoming:) Sadly, the push is on for Christmas in the stores.

[ricksf.livejournal.com]

Well, I can tell you where all the kids were... my house! Nearly 100 by my count. I bought enough candy to sink the Titanic a second time and still ran out!

And the worst part... no handsome daddy types were amongst the crowd. Major bummer. Next year those kids are getting vitamins, dammit!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I wish I could donate this candy to someone needy. There are still five pounds of it in my office.

Next year, I may just shut off the light and stay in my office upstairs.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

That's impressive! I don't think I'd want that many, but at least the candy would be gone.

[changeling72.livejournal.com]

So you whored out your pussy? Hmm...

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

It's true. It's warm, furry, and loves attention! :)