Water Heaters and Homo Depot

[kybearfuzz]

First, I love Home Depot! I really wish I had bought the "Homo Depot" tee-shirt when I was in Washington DC. Anyway....

I went to the Depot and bought my 65-gallon water heater. I decided to get a tank due to desperation and cost. When you're in a crunch of sorts, it's not a good time to experiment, in my opinion. I spent two hours getting the one picked out and setting up the installation, which cost as much as the heater itself. I really need to learn to do some of this stuff myself. Total cost (brace for impact) = $700!! *faint*

While waiting for the order to come in to the Service Desk, I wandered around, admiring the local bears in orange aprons. My butch genes were activating, wanting so many power tools I saw, and my gay genes were firing, wanting to redecorate certain rooms in my house after browsing the paint and carpet areas.

*Sigh* If I won the lottery tonight, what awesome things I could do...

Comments

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

Hmm...butch genes and gay genes fighting for control of your body? I wish I could have seen that! :)

What is it about Home Depot that attracts so many hot guys?

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

When you said your gay genes were firing, I was sure you'd say something about the Homo Depot bears you wanted to pork!