The Faith Tones

[kybearfuzz]

This is listed as one of the worst album covers made. I have to admit that I wonder if it's real, but it tickles me to look at their goofy expressions and that monsterous hair gaggle.

So what do you think every happened to them? What names would you give them? Imagine a "VH1 Behind the Music" type scenario and let me know where you think they are now. Make me laugh.

Comments

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

it looks like 3 dudes in drag..

[dendren.livejournal.com]

the title isn't much better... Jesus use me... ummm... for what? and why would he want to?

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Apparently they were real, singing in the Winston-Salem area, orginally from Lexington (KY?). I can't find out a whole lot about them, but I'm putting my mad librarian skillzzzz to work (hell, it's better than writing a paper).

[badgerpdx.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a greeting card I bought:

"I LOVE YOUR NEW WIG. CAN I USE IT TO POLISH MY FLOOR?"

[badgerpdx.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

A lot of people think that! I'm not sure about the one in front, but the one on the right definitely is butch!

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I know what killed the ozone layer after seeing photos like this.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine what you'll find :D

[bradferd23.livejournal.com]

Funny... My grandmother had the one on the left hairdoo in 1972. It's in her wedding picture. It's about as big. She still has it done, but on a much smaller scale now.

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, maintaining that kind of volume isn't easy, I"m sure :D

[itzgid.livejournal.com]

I think this is the kind of stuff that fuels Boehner's masturbatory fantasies.

[mort-83.livejournal.com]

Oh my. The amount of AquaNet that had to be used for those 'dos.

They look like the pics in my sister's high school yearbook from the early 60's.

Hell, they look like some of my relative's hair in the 70's!

[dendren.livejournal.com]

I don't know... with all the hairspray in it I think maybe it would just end up scratching the poor floor up :P

[dendren.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Are they men in drag?

[designerotter.livejournal.com]

"JESUS USE ME" .... for what, pray tell ??! The imagination boggles :0)
Only the middle one looks like she might remember to keep her teeth retracted [oh dear, I am bad].

Where is the church lady when you need her most?

[bonkishnurtaz.livejournal.com]

"Well, isn't that special?" Oh my goodness, this trio are definitely not retro chic with their fluffy hair! The title of their album, "Jesus Use Me" does not make a lot of sense, does it? I am not really certain if they are women, at all. Perhaps they did have gender reassignment surgery, or could they have possibly become nuns? I was thinking that they certainly could have been men in drag, but I am not an expert. Perhaps, RuPaul knows for sure? Why do they look more like men, maybe even conservative politicians?