Whine and Cheese

If you went on American Idol, what would Simon most likely tell you? Paula?

Simon: You're not terrible but does the world need another lounge singer?

Paula: Your charming personality comes through and...honey...I love you...just don't give up on your dreams...

Would you rather be able to read minds or see the future?

As far as I can tell, the future looks good, so I'll go with the mind reading.

If you had a twin, what do you think his or her name would be?

If I got to name him, it would be Henry, Sean or Grant.

What is the most exotic animal you've ever touched or held?

Probably a Capuchin monkey.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Actor, rock star, photographer, advertising guy. Advertising won.

If you could play a sport professionally, which would it be?

Baseball. And Jason Varitek would be my personal catcher.

Through some bizarre time travel experiment you appear in ancient Rome and are worshipped as a god... the god of what?

Hmmm...cocktails and lounge music?

Back hair on a guy, sexy or not?

Depends on the guy; better on beefier guys.

Who had the funniest name in your school or college?

Tammy Friend had the best name...she HAD to be a cheerleader. Though one girl named Roberta was nicknamed was "Booty".

Do you have a food allergy?

None that I'm aware of.