Paris Hilton and Drunking Drive.. Occifer...

[kybearfuzz]

Apparently, bad actress and questionable chanteuse Paris Hilton was pulled over for DUI. According to the report, the officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication and gave her a field sobriety test. My guess is that she complained that she doesn't do well on written exams.... but she thinks they're hot.

The story is here.

On an unrelated note, I did buy a used DVD of House of Wax for $5 at Blockbuster. The special effects were actually pretty good and seeing Paris buy it is good for the occasional laugh. Don't judge me.. it was only $5... :)

Comments

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[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton sentenced to DEATH.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

Of course, this begs the questiion which breathalizer they used on her...*wink*

[nlotic.livejournal.com]

No judging. My Mark bought it too and didn't think it was too bad.

[mat-t.livejournal.com]

***** JUDGE *****


;)

[martini-tim.livejournal.com]

In House of Wax, I heard the special effects were so good that Paris actually appeared to be acting in one scene!

[anziulewicz.livejournal.com]

Yes, and on her new self-titled CD, the production values are supposedly so good that Paris actually sounds like she's SINGING.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

Yawn. ;-)

Re: This just in:

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Now where will we find a vapid, talentless person of whom we can make fun?

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she herself was quite confused... :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Bitch :D

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

It's amazing what they can do with computer graphics and cartoons these days... :)

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

You're cute when you yawn.. ;D

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[truebrixon.livejournal.com]

Wait, did we ever stop making fun of Tori Spelling? :D

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was that great, but I remember there were a few good scenes. The melting house at the end was cool.