New Infomercials
Nov. 16th, 2005 05:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kybearfuzzOkay, it's really sad that I recognize new infomercials. When you get up as early as I do, I often find myself flipping through channels in the morning, seeing the same junk being hocked. This morning I noted a few new ones have been added.
Super buff Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) is now selling the AB Lounge, lying there on the tilting thingee shirtless, doing sit-ups. I have to admit, he's got a nice chest and abs. It may actually increase sales.
The other is the more disturbing one. Ron Jeremy, furry porn star, is now endorsing an "all-natural male enhancement" called Extenze. I find this one odd because Jeremy is known for having a large endowment anyway. Apparently, the promotional stuff has the top ten male porn stars stating that they use the junk. I wonder if that kind of endorsement would encourage guys to buy it? The stuff is crap though, it's a scam to get your credit card number to charge it for the next 30 day sample, whether you want it or not. The guy who does the "Smiling Bob" Enzyte version is in deep right now for doing that.
Save your money, buy comic books, DVD's, or dirty movies instead.
Super buff Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) is now selling the AB Lounge, lying there on the tilting thingee shirtless, doing sit-ups. I have to admit, he's got a nice chest and abs. It may actually increase sales.
The other is the more disturbing one. Ron Jeremy, furry porn star, is now endorsing an "all-natural male enhancement" called Extenze. I find this one odd because Jeremy is known for having a large endowment anyway. Apparently, the promotional stuff has the top ten male porn stars stating that they use the junk. I wonder if that kind of endorsement would encourage guys to buy it? The stuff is crap though, it's a scam to get your credit card number to charge it for the next 30 day sample, whether you want it or not. The guy who does the "Smiling Bob" Enzyte version is in deep right now for doing that.
Save your money, buy comic books, DVD's, or dirty movies instead.
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Date: 2005-11-16 12:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-16 12:16 pm (UTC)I have to admit that many an early morning, I've watched my fair share of infomercials. But I've never bought anything.
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Date: 2005-11-16 12:56 pm (UTC)As for Mr. Jeremy......hey....he's making a living. The fact that to this day he STILL makes porn movies.....and he is a smart cookie...he invests his money! I had a major thing for him when I was younger...and he was younger....
Have you seen the Time Life CD collection hosted by Barry Williams?
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Date: 2005-11-16 03:33 pm (UTC)hookers dont care about your endowment :x
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Date: 2005-11-16 03:42 pm (UTC)that's why I don't watch TV anymore!
Besides.. you can get all that junk on eBay :o)
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Date: 2005-11-16 05:25 pm (UTC)I haven't seen the Christopher Knight one.
The other night when I went to bed, (at about 4 A.M.), Michael rolled over and said "Put the tv on VH1. I don't want those people trying to sell me 'that ladder' again."
(That ladder that folds up to make scaffolding, a step ladder, and 18 other combinations of laddery things)
I'm OVER the girls gone wild commercials too. I mean I'm not sure how they make money with them having to spend so much money for their infomercials to be aired. Oh, wait! They too wanna charge people for the next video and the next one and the next one...whether you want it or not.
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Date: 2005-11-17 07:32 pm (UTC)DONE!